Submissions for Cordite 38: Sydney extended

Cordite 38: Sydney will be guest-edited by Astrid Lorange, and is due online in May 2012. Out of the goodness of our hearts, and due partly to our own confusion about the correct closing date, we’ve decided to extend submissions for the issue for another two weeks.

Submissions will now close at midnight on Tuesday 14 February 2012.

For full details, head on over to our submissions page or, if you’re ready to go, simply submit your work using our nifty online submission form.

We’ve now also updated our

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NO THEME Editorial

The young PhD was applying for a ‘Theory for Practising Writers’ teaching position in a Creative Writing degree.

He had devised a three year course, the first year of readings, lectures, tutorials and essays which though extending as far back antiquity would really take off circa 1848 … with various strands of Western (and even Eastern) thought and literature, culminating in the final lecture of the year, which would be on Eliot’s The Waste Land.

The Waste Land?’ queried one of the interviewers, himself a poet, editor, publisher and teacher, ‘The Waste Land? But that’s a bit way out, isn’t it?’

Yes, this did happen and the question was not asked by some Georgian crackpot from 80 years ago. This is still a spirit-of-thinking that although not completely swamping this country’s poetry unfortunately flourishes. This very true tale follows me around most days, it is an enemy, just around the corner that propels me constantly onto my front foot, as reader, poet, teacher, critic/reviewer and editor.

Australian Poetry still has to suffer this and other kinds of inanity, ranging from daggy subeditorial puns (‘Bad or Verse’) that often headline the few reviews poetry is lucky enough to snare, to confessions from ABC Radio interviewers that they don’t actually read the stuff (it happened recently to Luke Davies on Ramona’s Book Klub) to the occasional wince-making piece of ignorant, opinionated Murdoch broadsheet bile, of which a recent effort entitled Only greatness, not popular appeal, can restore poetry as the nation’s memory will attest. (Pardon me, but doesn’t that title ring more like some weird kind of Chinese Cultural Revolution wall poster?) And beyond all this there is the sheer mustn’t-be-too-way-out mustiness which backs so much of our writing attempts. I ought to know, I had to plough through a huge amount of the stuff to finally arrive at a solid enough short list from which these Cordite poems were chosen.

An editor’s task should be exhilarating of course, and if I hadn’t have thought it possessed this potential I would not have said ‘Yes’ to Cordite when approached. The attendant risks of course are very often those of ego, an editor’s true, but particularly of those you reject. How well I recall when as poetry editor of Meanjin under Judith Brett folk would send accompanying letters to the actual editor beginning Dear Sir … Well, since they didn’t bother to check we couldn’t be expected to publish could we? Mind you since a woman was now editor there were a number of female writers who sent in the kind of verse that assumed that Meanjin was now the flagship of sisterhood, mid 80s style. When one contributor received a note from me suggesting that her work might be shown to better effect as a sonnet I received a furious reply lecturing me as to how the sonnet was a patriarchal verse form, this amusing both the editor and myself.

The first review of the very recent Lehmann and Gray Australian Poetry Since 1788 that I will fully trust will be by someone who has read this volume, every word of it from cover to cover. Something of 1090 pages surely deserves that amount of (let’s call it) devoted work for its assessment. So far there have been on-the-run reviews, a certain amount of interesting publicity (thankfully little verging on mere ‘puff’) and a degree of controversy, particularly through the agency of Peter Minter’s doubtless sincere attack on the particular absence of certain contemporary indigenous poets. Well meaning though this complaint might be it can really only be fully assessed by that critic mentioned above, that one reading the book cover-to-cover. It is my belief that in the end he or she (and let us hope there are a few hes or shes) will have to decide wether this is a volume centred on history or on art (well at least the editors’ vision of art).

I trust to the fact that Lehmann and Grey were as sincere in their judgements as Peter Minter was in his condemnation: they knew the risks involved as editors and ran with them. Some of their absences annoyed me, some inclusions annoyed me, some inclusions I cheered, some exclusions made me extremely delighted. Doubtless it could equally be said that many of the contemporary indigenous poets (and others) were excluded for the same reason that a whole slew of poets that I admire, from Ken Bolton to Peter Skrzynecki via Kenneth McKenzie, Pam Brown, Joanne Burns, Rae Jones, and yes Peter Minter etc etc were excluded: because the editors didn’t regard their work highly enough, that it didn’t engage them, that their poems lacked what on earth it was you were supposed to have.

I know what it’s like on both sides of that divide. Up till circa forty I was excluded from far more ‘grand survey’ anthologies than included, the editors of which (whom of course I forgive) included Robert Kenny, Tom Shapcott, Rodney Hall, Geoffrey Dutton, Vincent Buckley, Les Murray, Geoffrey Lehmann and Robert Grey (in their previous existence) and (though I better check on this) Dame Leonie Kramer! Even later, as a sonneteer I was rejected from an Australian Sonnet Anthology! On the divide’s other side, with my Meanjin stint, with my editing of UQP’s The Best Australian Poetry 2009 and now as guest of this journal I too know what it’s like to give actions to my belief that ‘This certainly passes muster, this probably does, this possibly does and this one certainly does not.’ In the end (and here Cordite’s demand for anonymity of contributors sure assists) it surely must come down to an editor demanding ‘Does this work? Am I engaged?’

Certain poems weren’t merely rejected of course, they were disqualified; and here are a number of criteria which would result in automatic disqualification with first off the use of clichés and clichéd terms. There might be an excuse in using such sarcastically or ironically, in modifying a clichéd phrase or sending it up, but in the batch received I saw no such examples. There are no excuses for using them, clichés are lazy English, and if there’s one thing poetry should never be it’s lazy. Moreover, as Australian writers let us have as little ‘truck’ as possible with certain Americanisms: all those ‘bros’ and all those ‘dudes’, whose use is as regressive as the forelock-tugging towards the British Monarchy still employed by sections of our wider community. Of course ‘mate’ and its somewhat more sinister derivation ‘maaaate’ may be a bit dreary, a bit arch, but at least it is ours. You can’t exactly legislate against lazy English and lazy Australian English, though someone in the position of poetry editor can at least be a de facto law-maker.

Another disqualification involves the ‘centring’ of poems. Plenty of poets take a great deal of alternating pain and delight in laying out their work, in the use of fonts, spacings, the complete typographical gamut. Being something this poet cannot do I thus find myself envious, applauding and above all supportive of these never lazy poets who think so intricately about their work’s shape and design. But when someone just presses a button on a machine and the result is ‘centred’, well no matter how quirky, no matter how pretty, this editor ditches the result.

Poems with any hint of scatology were also ditched. I have a strong aversion to this area in writing and thus relished my editorial chance to pass this prejudice onto the world. The misplaced demotic too captured my ire. For example we have a piece of plainly written English, written perhaps as she might be spoken, though with nothing of the colloquial, the dialect, the creole; and then from out of who knows the writer decides to use ‘gonna’ and ‘wanna’. They might not be serious though in disqualifying I sure am.

Sometimes I really wonder if those purporting to be poets actually read their pieces aloud to themselves during, let alone after composition. Sometimes I even more than wonder if some of those who do read aloud ever listen to themselves, or in doing this imagine someone else doing the reading or listening. All poetry on the page invites recitation (if not exactly ‘performance’) which is where of course we have it so much over prose; though with plenty of the work received you wouldn’t reckon on it. More than once I got the impression of someone going into the bush, a backyard, their study with a lap top (my god, a lap top!) and sitting under a tree, in a pergola, at their desk and tapping a splurge onto a screen about nature or relationships. Well nature, relationships or what have you, there’s far too much tapping splurge onto screens (says he who has always used keyboards as the machine of last resort)! And don’t tell him that we are better off ‘digital’: when a true test of a poem is its being read aloud…like hell we are!

If there is one thing that unites the poems I’ve chosen it is that I believe their authors composed them through the agency of reading aloud. Okay, I’m sure that keyboards played their parts but I cannot imagine ‘the lap top splurge’ being part of their composition. But then as I have indicated I have an aversion to that mode of composition and if this selection I have chosen presents certain of my positive prejudices, so be it. After I had made my choice I realised I had a number of other prejudices bustling their way to the fore. I love poems about people being alive, that’s right alive, and let’s face it in poetry plenty (most?) of the dead are more alive than much of the living. I love poems that go-for-broke re language, syntax, lay-out; I also love poems that relish economy and refinement. Of course I love those poems that I immediately grasp (if you get me laughing for example you may already be over the line); I also love those poems that are very way out (recall ‘way out’?) that are going to annoy those kind of folk I too would want to annoy. Was there a watchword? Risk, risk and risk again (the editor’s as well as the poets’).

Choosing those in particular who engaged, challenged and who could quite possibly annoy me, I thought of those great words of Dmitri Shostakovich to Sophia Gubaidulina sometime in the 1950s: ‘I want you to continue down your mistaken path.’ Is there anything truer a teacher or an editor can say to an emerging poet? And look at whom he was backing: someone who today would be amongst the very greatest living composers and most probably the greatest living female one. Those still recoiling at the ‘way out’ will never appreciate such an attitude.

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What’s possible between us

As another Spring begins, the bird’s
brain cells bloom. New songs.

Fingerprints return after the hand is burnt.
Who knows what we’re capable of?

I part the vertical ocean of clothes
and find you there. Spider,

it is almost terrifying to me – suspended
only by the work of your own body.

Too often, I surface with handfuls of air,
thinking the connecting threads were within.

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Thoughts

What do you think when you kill a man?
Nothing, as crosshairs move to the next target.

Nothing, that night when you’re sunk in your hole,
ears focussed for the prick of noise.

Nothing at week’s end back at base,
head filled with rum, The Stooges and The MC5.

Nothing next month, when your round comes
and one of his mates knocks you over.

No, years later, when you’re kicking the ball
to your son, you think “What if he … ?”

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Things Wong Kar-Wai Taught Me About Love, Part 2

for Kerry

 
Everyone needs a hole in a tree in which to whisper secrets.

                                                  Some of my most erotic experiences have been in my imagination.

Waiting for someone to become available is the ultimate torture.

                                                  Most of your life is spent wanting rather than having.

The future is a train station named Love.

Red is the colour of love.

Nat “King” Cole is the soundtrack of love.

Cigarette smells, in the shape of love, curve towards the light.

27 pears is a banquet.

Love is holding hands in a foggy taxi to a symphony of neon.

The most passionate love doesn’t always end in sex.

                                                  Everything is temporary.

The departure lounge is a rehearsal for when someone leaves you forever.

                                                  A hole in a wall is the imprint of unrequited love.

Love cannot be captured in an aphorism.

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The Goulburn Cricket Club Love Song

The cricketers’ girlfriends lounge beyond the boundary
They are smoothing their summer dresses over their long tanned legs
Lounging with a long glass of beer and lemonade
One smoothes the blonde hair of a batsman waiting his turn

The fast bowler dashes and stamps his way to the wicket
The keeper crouches and squints behind the stumps
The hooked red ball dashes eagerly away for four
The fielders are squinting in the low sun to follow its course

They find it behind the pavilion in the long green grass
The spectators trample the grass down to spy where it’s hid
Finding the ball near the dress of the team captain’s girl
Hid in the trampled green grass near the young vice-captain’s boots

Black southerly storm clouds tumble across the ground
The fielders race to the pavilion and sponge cake and tea
Tumbling in the green bushes the captain’s girl
Races to remove the young vice-captain’s shirt

The young vice-captain lounges between the thighs of the captain’s girl
She smoothes the damp black hair from his flushed red face
They are lounging damp in the warm summer shower
That smoothes the wet white blouse on her quieted breasts.

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The Garbagemen of Rome

Such sprezzatura they have in their orange jumpsuits!
With their well-coiffed hair and agile movement

and gallant asides to the ladies, they might
as well be fencing on the battlements

of the Castel Sant’Angelo, or dancing a quadrille
on the marble floor of a palazzo, as going round

collecting trash. This Wednesday morning,
the driver of a streetsweeper noses down

the cobblestoned street, singing an off-key aria
out the open window. His partner —cornetto

in one hand, a twig broom in the other — jabs
distractedly at trash beneath the tables and chairs

of the sidewalk cafés. They miss a lot,
but together they manage to nudge most

of the wilted lettuce and trampled fliers
and cigarette butts out of the way. Che importa?

What they don’t pick up today will be here waiting
for next week’s bravura performance. Encore! Encore!

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Temperature

if the weather clears
she will take the sea road
walk along cliffs
hang out near rocks
where seals swim with purpose

if the weather clears
she will tie a line
behind the chook shed
hang dirty washing
in the sun

she will smother weeds
walk to a neighbour’s house
slide her heart in her pocket
hide it under a red jacket

if the weather clears
she will smell the last rain
tie her hair in a scarf
catch the last train
leave a letter behind

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Tales Out of School (2): A Gift for Teaching

The Guru, Mister Whatsup, Oblomov, The Sleeping Beaut,
and Madame Lash and the Vampire Bat

are ensconced in the Common Room
when Mrs Ick Deen harrumphs in with the Pickled Dill

and the Human Egg for the Weekly Discipline get-together
that will gouge out ninety minutes of each life-

form locked in here with the Banshee Queen,
but no one’s counting anything but the slabs

of cake that the Sleeping Beaut can put away
before lunch. The business is the Excellence

in Teaching gong: who’ll get the colour-photocopied
sheet with the space (add name) and the Old Firm’s logo.

But each one here is convinced no other has what
the German language in its wisdom calls the Gift.

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Tales Out of School (1): He Says, She Says

‘I’d like to know’, says the girl who intends
to be married in autumn, ‘if heaven is true

and it’s made up of people like us’.
And she got married too. And the boy sitting next to her

says, ‘I don’t reckon there’s any such place. If there is,
it’s geometry, shapes’, while he eyeballs her shape.

‘You won’t get in anyway’, says a girl who’ll be smashed
before midnight tonight,

‘you’ll be standing outside’. ‘What do you mean’,
says the boy, who will soon be on night shift,

and noting each businessman who comes and asks for Room Six.
‘I saw the way he was looking at her’, says the girl

with the big night ahead; ‘I’ve heard boys who strip girls
with their eyes will never see heaven again’.

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Swimming with Sharks

I never met the poet Francis Webb, who lived in my hometown of Semaphore when I was a child, but I later concocted this fiction for
another Webb-gripped poet, Richard Hillman.

 

Frankly i didn’t know if Jim was
telling the truth
or simply weaving a web
laced with lies & deceit
but as i sat there smoking
cigarettes in his Semaphore backyard
he pointed out the Jacaranda tree
where Francis would hang his red Speedos
out to dry
he’d just sling them over that low branch
just above head height
& he talked about how the colour contrasted
wildly with the green
& he described in detail the aqua blue
full-face diving mask he’d wear
& how it was slightly frayed
around the edges & how it left red welts
across his face that lasted for an hour or more
making him look somewhat grotesque
& i drifted with the smoke . . .
& thought of nothing but him

i was jolted when he said that Francis
had the biggest snorkel in Semaphore ––
i laughed aloud & commented
that i thought Francis was definitely gay
& went on to say how he’d smashed
chairs to toothpicks in the past when
challenged on that point
but i was told smartly in return
that Francis loved a challenge
& how they’d dive the Semaphore reef
& harpoon sharks on steamy summer afternoons
& how Francis could swim for miles
with an ease & natural grace that most
sporting men envied

but he told me too of his dark side ––
one incident that quickly came to pass
was how one broiling January afternoon
when too many long-necks had been emptied
& thrown with wild abandon into the overgrown
buffalo grass
that the landlord had appeared looking stern
& began a lecture on moderation & temperance ––
it was all too much for Francis
who waved his harpoon in his direction
& screamed desist you bugger desist
& began to chase him around the backyard
with a stream of other even more foul
& cutting obscenities
& how within the hour two coppers
arrived on a motorbike & sidecar
booting it up the driveway & waving their
truncheons at Francis who by this time was
staggering exhaustedly around the backyard
in his once white ‘y’ fronts & wielding
his own weapon
calling the landlord a cunt repeatedly
(& rather loudly it should be said)
much to the utter disgust of the
woodcutter who lived next door
(who was always thought to have called
the police but who of course ––
on later questioning
would never put his hand up ––
though some did suggest it may have been his wife

it was shortly after this event that the
harpoon was strapped to the last pylon
on the northern side of the Semaphore jetty ––
just below the waterline at low tide
(suffice to say that the charges were
subsequently dropped perhaps due to the
lack of substantial evidence)
but they say too ––
that sometimes when the water clears
& the Semaphore sun is bright
that if you swing out far enough over
the jetty railing
you can see a leather belt with a brass
buckle about a metre below the waterline ––
but as for that harpoon
it is no-where to be seen.

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SUB AQUA

 

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NOW HEAR THIS
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WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
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CERTAIN CREW MEMBERS MOTIVATED BY EXTREMISM AND THE DESIRE FOR PERSONAL GAIN
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WOULD RATHER IT WERE GREEN
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LET ME ASSURE YOU
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HOWEVER
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THAT UNTIL SUCH TIME AS A DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY OF SUBMARINERS EXPRESS A DESIRE FOR CHANGE IN A PEACEFUL AND DEMOCRATIC MANNER
////////////////////////
IT WILL REMAIN
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A YELLOW
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SUBMARINE
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THAT IS ALL
//

 

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NOW HEAR THIS
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MY FELLOW SUBMARINERS
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YOU ARE
///////////////
YOU JUST ARE
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AND THIS IS IT
/////////////////////
ANY SUGGESTION TO THE CONTRARY SHOULD BE REPORTED TO THE DUTY OFFICER
//////////////////////
A WIDE RANGE OF FOOD, BEVERAGES AND ENTERTAINMENT DEVICES IS AVAILABLE IN THE MESS
////////////
THAT IS ALL
///

 

NOW HEAR THIS
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GOD IS ON OUR SIDE
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TO GIVE THANKS FOR HIS SUPPORT
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EVERY SPENT CARTRIDGE YOU DONATE
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WILL GO TOWARDS THE SMELTING OF A SHINY CHROME CATHDRAL
///////////////////////////////
FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO CONCEIVE
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MAY THE LORD MAKE US TRULY BASHFUL AMEN
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THAT IS ALL
//

 

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NOW HEAR THIS
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IN THE JUNGLE MY FELLOW SUBMARINERS
/////
THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
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YOU KNOW THE REST
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THE JUNGLE DWELLERS WILL BE GRATEFUL
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WHEN WE INVADE
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AND BOMB THIS BEAST INTO OBLIVION WHERE HE OR SHE BELONGS
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THAT IS ALL
///

 

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NOW HEAR THIS
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KNOCK KNOCK
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WHO’S THERE
/////
WE’LL ASK THE QUESTIONS SON
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DOCTOR DOCTOR
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IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A BRAIN ENEMA?
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THAT IS ALL
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Shock To The Screen Door

You can hear it banging in the wind, or
when someone delivers something and lets it
‘have its will’. It causes you to jump, inevitably.

“Trouble in your bubble, mate?” is what Dave
says when I look morose. Which might be
a large part of the explanation. Maybe my locutions

affect him equally. In fact we bear each other no ill will.
It is “a letting of the screen door slam” – to quote this translation, into
English from the Japanese, of Rilke –
not Rilke’s Japanese, as Dave would point out,

Rilke wrote in German. But I think you see where I am coming from.
And going? Going? Dave’s poster of Che Guevara
is dog-eared now, and Voyager might whistle to him
for another thousand years.  I expect that I’ll be listening.

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Settlers, Regurgitated

Victoria’s first settlers were whalers as well
as prostitutes. They were hale, they drank
ale. They were whalewrights, sexwrights –
they were Whites. They ate a lot of pasta
too – well before the Italians put in an appearance.
They didn’t call it pasta, they called it boiled
hay. The famous hay-twirlers of that time
have unforch been forgotten, their names deimagined.
By the way, citizens, to give them the retrospective
respect they so often misreceived in their
day, were often waylaid by hayrides heading
to sexpots to prosecute a beached whale for
trespassing. There were lists of such carryons
and possibilities: if you could read and they
could write. The punning laws were the most
like a minefield, to keep in mind. Requirements
and avoidances, speeches and acts: regarding
choir mints, or boy dances, peaches under
the axe. Our most senior writers were born
out of this malaise. You might substitute
scenic and or mayonnaise at this point – but
don’t hurt yourself – and don’t fall – history
isn’t worth it. We had a septic tank once,
but who has them or wants to hear about
them now, when society is so shit-free? How
they produced any progeny escapes me like
a three-footed convict, that is, awkwardly,
that is, confusingly, with so much seafaring
and the unreliability of work. The big stations
where the trains never came. Where they
were forced to invite the black milkman and
the black mailman in in order to enjoy company.
The settlers used to receive a lot of Aboriginal
people back then when wages were more
conceptual (as they’re becoming again). There’s
something about this narrative that doesn’t
make sense! It’s like the old days when the
fruit from the sheep got mixed in with the
sultanas: I think I’ve been talking about New
South Wales half the time – and that’s the
most actionable law in the book.

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Saving 100 Chickens

We argue about whether saving 100 chickens
– their feathers to be patted
by a sentimental lesbian –
will help to save their million brothers and sisters
on the conveyor belt line.

This was after eating two pink lamb cutlets,
and maybe drinking too much wine.

She said it was a significant gesture.

I wondered in the shower this morning
about people who choke up
when their cats and dogs die.

Am I just a hard, heartless person?

We keep going to dinner parties with vegetarians.

As a farm boy, I killed rabbits. I didn’t exactly like it,
but I didn’t mind that much either.

The best part of my family was meals.

At that time, chicken was
occasional Sunday roast best.

I’m too poor to buy free range food.

And I’m greedy, which you are too.

I remember Trixie, our Australian terrier,
and Trigger, our sheep dog, indeterminate breed,
and I loved them.

But when it was time for them to die, they died.

We’ve got a lesbian friend, who keeps her cats in a cage in the backyard,
so they won’t get hurt.

As a country kid, I was close to cemeteries
full of persons I knew the name of.

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Russian Daughters

We stayed up all night
with the daughters of Russian
immigrants, lounging by the fire
in hobo coats and corduroy
trousers, listening to The Cure
in the dark, talking until dawn,
watching the sun rise over the bay.

After sunrise, we made coffee
and pancakes for the sisters
and their parents, unconsciously
auditioning for the role of missing
son or future son-in-law.

Exhausted and content,
we walked to the station
late on Sunday mornings,
caught trains travelling towards
home, slouched in near-empty
carriages, tried not to fall asleep
before we reached our stop.

We walked from the station
across a silent, empty campus
to our solitary rooms, unaware
that our comforting weekly ritual
would soon quietly fade away.

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Relics

Gretel
to
Hansel
My torn blouse and calloused fingers—
these were relics of our adventure.

Eucalypt leaves that clung
in my hair; the long-stale brick
of gingerbread.

The bandages
that wrapped my shredded legs after
we emerged from the bush.

And our picture on the front page.

I also have the same old radio
we went back to—
the one that reported
only cattle prices and water levels, that
put out alerts when the fires arrived,

then, for one hour on Saturday night
played jazz.

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prep school politics

The woman with red hair has 3 / locks Just Cut / or pulling it out? stands alone

amidst a cacophony of preppies & parents / loaded gun of single mum aimed at

the temple / yet I cannot bridge across. carlo’s dad tried to set her up with my ex

/ carlo is my sons best friend / carlo calls his friend cry baby / carlo is just like

his dad. Mothers, mirrored in our eyes / dare not peer / except the lesbian couple.

7 years of politics / click

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Paul Durcan: Life into art

Minor-major poet of serious humour,
cosmopolitan chronicler of his cosy little
island high on the opium of ideology.
Surrealist historian of the Troubles of Ireland
and Durcan, a snail past his prime,
still flirty in the autumn of his days
still toiling at his perfectly useless art.

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MY BRAINS HALF OUTSIDE MY HEAD IN TUNISIA

Usually, the things at war in my head have civil conversation
“We are going to execute Tunisia”,

or T as she was called,
was nearly six feet tall –

she arrives at a dig site
putting a fire alarm bell outside

in my vision, which only lasted a half-second
my brains were being rattled

the chances of meeting a half-decent Sudanese
brain with the spinal cord hanging down

Father, into your hands I lay my soul
Trinidad And Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan

there were loads of orange trees, and then it hit me
Korea had one chance the whole half and scored it

after freezing my brain out for 7 long days in China
I ran the Paris half-marathon

my head was jerking on my neck
I really regret having a film camera at the time

I felt as if all of my bones had been relocated to
the Jersey Shore, my ancestral homeland.

First of all, the United States is not “my country” and
after Royal Mail sold off the Queen’s head

a German Mark IV medium tank raced up a narrow farm road
dropping anchor and grabbing unwary Europeans to take to Morocco.

Togo, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey,
but no dizzy spells.

Chug water while trying to recap last night
top notes of Calabrian bergamot, Sicilian mandarin.

There’s the half-French, half-Mexican party
princess from Buenos Aires Ben directs

them to the window they look outside
to see Locke standing.

At this point we headed over to the Vatican
about four hours later I was bored out of my brain

so we decided to head toward Shoreditch
there were at least as many Jews from Yemen

parking your better half outside a train toilet
Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvala.

Our plan now calls for him to fight outside of New England
ironically, half is probably all that was left of the young Brazilian’s head

there are goat herders in Tunisia, an urban deaf-mute teenie bopper in
Gainesville, probably half the women – including me –

head up the west side of Seneca
with my head sewn to the carpet

and the US flag flies at half-staff outside the US
stock dip triggers protests in Bangladesh

Of Africa Egypt smile and Libya Tunisia and Algeria
I already learnt not to beat my head on the “capitalist wall” but

wet myself and put my knickers on my head to dry them
my brain was pretty odd –

when my father flew to Scotland on May 10, 1941
Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head outside London,

Tunisia, Egypt, Kenya, Spain, Italy, Lamu
I am really hoping this red thing just beneath the head of my penis

goes three friends leave their mundane factory jobs and head
for India people chant during a demonstration in Tunis

Arguably, my blog posts show new character since the exercise
machine crushed my head on a New Year’s morning

distraction from myself – we’re not about to recruit
a Yao Ming head of the Federal Reserve:

The Shape of Things to Come #2 – Teleportation in Tunisia
shot through the head, and leave no waste

Togo, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia,
Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvala

I then proceeded to remove my kipah,
in most of the time –

also, I won’t feast on your brains
if you run mine instead

London, don’t shave their body hair
on my head, and said, “Hey look, no horns!”

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Mogul

How long since he’d sliced and salted a tomato?
There was almost nothing he touched:
silverware and bed covers, expensive notebooks
sometimes the floury crust of a gourmet burger
the younger skin of a grandchild or subordinate.

Somewhere, another old man walks through
an overgrown paddock on a morning
without frost. Waist-high in feed and weeds
the tips of his fingers touch grass and thistle
the destruction he has fostered all his life.

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Mission Statement

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The Man on the Gate

Oilskin keeping out the cold
the muscles in his legs wearing down
through the under 12s, netball, under 14s,
under 18s, reserves and finally seniors around two.
A job we all expect somebody to do.
A man who complements the scene
of cars nosed up to the boundary fence,
kids walking around with a piece of cardboard
displaying the winning raffle ticket.
Panicked voices rifling through the air –
kick it Moorey. The crowd by the clubrooms
groaning like an ancient ship – red faces, stubbie holders,
Club jackets sponsored by local businesses,
a gathering necessary as a pie from the canteen.
Certain women cheerfully hand over Cherry Ripes,
polystyrene cups with scalding tea. Each person
connected through marriage, kinder, school
or just plain proximity. Generations of neighbours
realizing their duty, lives flowing through moments
of a job – somebody has to blow the siren,
somebody has to cut up oranges into quarters,
somebody has to collect the footy after it sails
over Monk’s barbed wire fence,
somebody has to sit in a car with kids climbing over seats.
It is a scene that swells through the afternoon
like the feet of the man on the gate
shifting his weight on the gravel,
puffy, arthritic fingers fumbling
with the texture of crisp notes.
A small town’s investment in belief.
A community finding something to do.
Each year, he says, will be the last.

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Lunch with Mussolini

a rhapsody in four courses
Rome, some time after 1930

 
 

I should have tales about the politics we speak,
recount how the Great Man sees Fascism’s

future in the world but instead I recall how,
at first touch of silverware, the spatchcock melts

from the bone! How sublime the pasta – taglietelle
con sugo di porcini e crema. I have to taste that

fabulous infusion again (merest touch of tarragon?)
Benito is launched on a favourite theme – how hard

the Germans are, their total lack of gaiety or humour,
essentially barbarians still. Between mouthfuls

I nod accord. I hope he doesn’t think me rude
for interrupting, asking if the palazzo chef might

furnish me the recipe – I’m desperate
to add it to my files. Then filleto, processionally

from the kitchen. Maitre d’ at the head, cloched
silver salver aloft, next junior waiters in train

with vegetables (austerity be damned – six separate
covered platters!). At the rear the largest silver gravy boat

I’ve seen. It’s performance, as only Italians can,
theatre for an audience of two – Il Duce and me.

The beef in all its glory is revealed, monarch of the meal.
A flourish and neat bow by the Maitre d’. He carves

succulent slices for our plates. The fineness of the meat
almost finishes me. I could drown in the delicious

delicacy of the jus – butter, wine, caramelised filleto
juice, with perhaps a hint of stock. Semifreddo

for dessert – creamy confection to roll around the tongue,
relish the welcome bite of raspberry. To cut the cream.

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