SUB AQUA

1 February 2012

 

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NOW HEAR THIS
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WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
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CERTAIN CREW MEMBERS MOTIVATED BY EXTREMISM AND THE DESIRE FOR PERSONAL GAIN
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WOULD RATHER IT WERE GREEN
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LET ME ASSURE YOU
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HOWEVER
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THAT UNTIL SUCH TIME AS A DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY OF SUBMARINERS EXPRESS A DESIRE FOR CHANGE IN A PEACEFUL AND DEMOCRATIC MANNER
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IT WILL REMAIN
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A YELLOW
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SUBMARINE
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THAT IS ALL
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NOW HEAR THIS
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MY FELLOW SUBMARINERS
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YOU ARE
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YOU JUST ARE
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AND THIS IS IT
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ANY SUGGESTION TO THE CONTRARY SHOULD BE REPORTED TO THE DUTY OFFICER
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A WIDE RANGE OF FOOD, BEVERAGES AND ENTERTAINMENT DEVICES IS AVAILABLE IN THE MESS
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THAT IS ALL
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NOW HEAR THIS
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GOD IS ON OUR SIDE
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TO GIVE THANKS FOR HIS SUPPORT
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EVERY SPENT CARTRIDGE YOU DONATE
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WILL GO TOWARDS THE SMELTING OF A SHINY CHROME CATHDRAL
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FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO CONCEIVE
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MAY THE LORD MAKE US TRULY BASHFUL AMEN
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THAT IS ALL
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NOW HEAR THIS
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IN THE JUNGLE MY FELLOW SUBMARINERS
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THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
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YOU KNOW THE REST
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THE JUNGLE DWELLERS WILL BE GRATEFUL
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WHEN WE INVADE
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AND BOMB THIS BEAST INTO OBLIVION WHERE HE OR SHE BELONGS
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THAT IS ALL
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NOW HEAR THIS
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KNOCK KNOCK
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WHO’S THERE
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WE’LL ASK THE QUESTIONS SON
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DOCTOR DOCTOR
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IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A BRAIN ENEMA?
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THAT IS ALL
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