Simply by Sailing in a New Direction

for Arjen Duinker

 

1

Christ Child with Whirligig (Bosch)
twirling until Kingdom Come.

The Word is like the hold of a ship:
Heemskerck, its timbers

shivering in a spring tide, heavy
with antiques from the New World.

 

*

 

Batavia – a rainstorm drowns out talk of borders, where
fungi phosphoresce for our Lord.

Horses lose their shoes, carts
capsize as we ford the Almighty’s deeper

meaning. Wood holds onto the nail’s faith, wood
splinters on the nail’s dogma.

Paradise is here, between the thighs of a slave,
the taste of sea mixed with sky …

 
*

 

Existence is useless
unless you are a hammer – still

you need someone to pick you
up. The hammer ignores the nail –

they both rust but not equally
because nothing is equal; they are still

becoming nothing.

 
*
 

Absence makes the heart go
nowhere. Near the clearing, never

in. To revere is to fear
the empty

when all’s said and undone.

 
*
 

The hand that grabs at air
vanishes.

A net of names
drops into the illiterate sea.

The ambition of blood to overcome
ambition.

An arrowhead of cormorants
strikes the horizon.

The hand that grabs at water
evaporates.

 
*
 

The waves are available to all.
They do not discriminate.

The king also goes
under

for the third time, three
being the number of the unseen

One who wills but will not
intervene –

even to direct the dove.

 
*
 

But a wing must scan the air,
counting

time. And the sky is held
accountable

by the wing, as the sailor
and the wave

beat one another.

 
*
 

The ship needs the sea.
The sea does not need the ship.

The bird needs the mast.
The mast does not need the bird.

 
*
 

Atlantic, rain on the palm of your hand,
salt in the crease of your thighs.

Pacific, the palm of your hand salty
in the crease of your thighs. Rain.

 
*
 

Father is away on business, Mother
late. The birds are not of this world,

you hear them when you stop
listening. Every ship that ever set

misread the sextant, steered
beyond the known, the named, making

landfall on a beach of bones.

 
*
 

The solar system is a bangle
on the ankle of a god. Shells

inlaid on its rim, our hopes
shine for half the time, time

being illusory yet
divisible. What will we find, losing

our lives to endow museums?
“Provenance unknown.”

We thought of ambition as our rudder,
it is an anchor that drags …


 
*
 

The Word was not ready yet
the devil was a tailor

double-stitching Dutch sails
with Cain’s sinews.

A dove is not a god but
a dove with a sprig is godly.

The explorer draws his chart
on water, concentric

circle after circle …
In the centre his ship of bones.

 
*
 

To port the sign of the fish
rather than fish.

A wreck becoming coral,
the cross on all fours.

 
*
 

What was horizon presses
blood from the genitals.

This is love, the last
commandment: the tongue of a bell

fracturing air. There
the promissory note of the choir,

the cry of the godforsaken gull
swooping on a fish-head

left in the wake of a waka.

 
*
 

The sea monster was Appetite: it annexes
common from sense, stripping

prayers then oaths from master and mate –
they go down before the roaring

lord of savages, hermit crabs, and vitrines. Heads cracked
open, hold the Great Southern Land.

 
*
 

There’s a lot of space
left. We claim that space in the name of.

We use the voice of a futures broker –

it is an anachronism
and we own that anachronism.

When we said bread we meant hunger.
When we heard men we thought women.

When it grew dark we cried

Hallelujah! the night is ours.
Soon the stars will be beneath us.

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Ali Alizadeh Reviews John Mateer

The West: Australian Poems 1989-2009 by John Mateer
Fremantle Press, 2010

Since the publication of his startling first collection Burning Swans in 1989, John Mateer has established himself as one of the key Australian poets who, for the absence of a better term, can be broadly labelled post-Generation of ’68. What my clumsy terminology seeks to indicate is that Mateer (alongside other younger poets such as those appearing in the seminal 2000 anthology Calyx) follows in the general direction of earlier innovators while making crucial, although not necessarily generational, departures. The West, a substantial selection of Mateer’s Australian-published poetry of the last two decades (he has also published poetry in Portugal, Japan and his native South Africa, among other places), presents potent instances of his unique, unsettling poetics. Continue reading

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Anna Forsyth Reviews Going Down Swinging

Going Down Swinging No. 29: The Unguarded Word edited by Lisa Greenaway and Klare Lanson
Going Down Swinging Inc., 2009

This was my first full dip into the reputable journal Going Down Swinging and so I started with the index. It is not often that you find entries of such intriguing fragments as ‘shoot a harpoon into its golden centre' or ‘the dark play of your wet eyes'. The entries that drew me in the most were ‘terrorism, blah blah' and ‘would sever the possum's head'. I played a fun game of fill in the blanks before tackling the serious issue of reviewing this delightful package of a journal.

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Zombie Haikunaut Renga II


here in the garden worms outnumber the dead
(Graham Nunn)
reincarnations wriggling to escape
(Barbara A Taylor)
Cowards! I cannot believe they're gone
(Betty Ann Galloway)
‘scuse me, friend this spot taken?
(Liam)
our breathing stilled a city crumbles beyond the north window
(Wilie)
cutting deeper a blade fashions sorrow
(Liam)
iron coloured smoke slicing through the fallen trees never stops rising
(grant)
foraging wild pigs squeal on their backs
(Barbara A Taylor)
mudslinging zombie brides dirty dancing
(Betty Ann Galloway)
sweet words below the hedge the earth quakes
(Claire)
maybe it’s the tides pulling our bodies back up pulp gleams in moonlight
(grant)
spindle-limbs erected all along the shore
(Jasmina)
behind closed doors bony fingers are spinning thread for shrouds
(Genevieve Osborne)
esprit de corps! mummies scatter
(Liam)
swinging a baseball bat I hear that satisfying crunch
(Ashley Capes)
fresh mounds pop up in the soupy mist
(Jasmina)
bearded iris holds and shuffles the deck
(Liam)
each nodding head learning to crawl again
(grant)

Continued from Zombie Haikunaut Renga I. This is Part 2 of Cordite’s Zombie Haikunaut Renga project. This renga has now been completed.

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Siobhan Hodge Reviews Over There: Poems from Singapore and Australia

Over There: Poems from Singapore and Australia edited by John Kinsella and Alvin Pang
Ethos Books, 2008

Over There: Poems from Singapore and Australia is ambitious. This anthology reads as a sample of more to come, rather than a clear achievement of the sizable task that it sets out in its introduction. Over There is not, as the title might initially suggest, a collection of travel poems, nor is it a comparison of different postcolonial reflections arising from Singapore and Australia. It does contain infrequent travel writing poems, as well as comparative or postcolonial works, but these do not in any way dominate the anthology. What initially appears to characterise Over There is not a distinctly international or culturally comparative flavour, but rather the absence of these tropes. Over There is focused on illustrating the range of experiences – cultural, linguistic, political, just to name a few – rather than drawing forced conclusions about the similarities between Singapore and Australia.

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Libby Hart Reviews Catherine Bateson

Marriage for Beginners by Catherine Bateson
John Leonard Press, 2009

Marriage for Beginners is Catherine Bateson's fifth collection of poetry. As the title suggests, marriage, or more precisely the breakdown of the poet's first marriage, is a key component of this work. Bateson has structured the volume in three sections. Although the connections are not so obvious in the beginning, it soon becomes clear that these three individual parts unfold like a three act drama filled with an array of characters and conflict.

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Libby Hart Reviews Angela Gardner

Views of the Hudson: A New York Book of Psalms by Angela Gardner
Shearsman Books, 2009

Angela Gardner's first collection of poetry, Parts of Speech, won the Arts Queensland Thomas Shapcott Poetry Prize for an unpublished manuscript in 2006 and was subsequently published a year later by University of Queensland Press. Views of the Hudson: A New York Book of Psalms is her second collection, although Gardner has published several books as a visual artist who also incorporates poetry with printmaking. Views from the Hudson was written during a visit to New York in 2008 as part of a Churchill Fellowship that aimed to investigate collaborations of poetry and printmaking for emerging practitioners.

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Aden Rolfe Reviews Marion May Campbell

Fragments from a Paper Witch by Marion May Campbell
Salt Publishing, 2008

Marion May Campbell's Fragments from a Paper Witch arrived not without anticipation. Despite the publication of four of her novels and the staging of several theatre works, this is her first collection, drawing together diverse works of poetry, prose poetry, fictocritical essay and performance writing. Most of these pieces were written between 1985 and 2004, and all but a handful have been previously published, collected or dramaturged. But Campbell has avoided a ‘best of' mode with this book, steering away from self-showcasing in favour of thematic continuity.

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Michael Farrell Reviews Rae Desmond Jones

Blow Out by Rae Desmond Jones
Island Press, 2008

Many of the poems in Rae Desmond Jones's Blow Out end with silence. This is effective in the poem ‘Witness', about a car accident, where ‘The policewoman leans in to press a button, / Then the street goes quiet'. (This poem also features the excellent verb ‘Bananas”.) But such closures tend to make the trajectory of Jones's poems predictable; though he retains the power to surprise or coast out to something that's, well, nice.

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Ryan Scott Reviews The Best Australian Poetry 2009 and The Best Australian Poems 2009

The Best Australian Poetry 2009 edited by Alan Wearne
University of Queensland Press, 2009

The Best Australian Poems 2009 edited by Robert Adamson
Black Inc., 2009

If we seek a division in Australian poetry, we will not find it represented among the poems in these two anthologies. Wearne puts it adroitly in his introduction when he says about the Poetry Wars, ‘for all the legendary brouhaha it may have all happened at one party (and perhaps that's how the eventual movie will see it). If some of us played for different teams (and still may) remember the operative words are 'play' and 'teams'. We are still all part of some all purpose Australian poetry experiment …' That he doesn't take these divisions so seriously is heartening. It is a perspective which pervades Adamson's anthology too. My strongest impression of both books was of the interplay between different poetic forms. Whether it was their intention or not, the editors show that formal verse and free verse are poles along the same poetic continuum, and Australian poets work between these poles and don't take distinct sides.

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Toby Davidson Reviews Michael Brennan and Barry Hill

Unanimous Night by Michael Brennan
Salt Publishing, 2008

Four Lines East by Barry Hill
Whitmore Press, 2009

Unanimous Night and Four Lines East are very different collections physically, the latter being a limited edition chapbook of thirty-five pages, but they both revolve around a central theme of the Australian poet out in the world, away from home, discovering new dwellings for body and mind in the process. For those like me who have been backstroking through the poetics of remorseless national introspection for some time, this provides a welcome moment of forward propulsion without feeling as through you're being completely let off the hook.

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The Gendered Gothic: Dorothy Hewett’s Alice in Wormland

Dorothy Hewett and ‘zombies' are not generally found in the same sentence. However, Hewett liberally utilises Gothic tones and imagery in her poetry. These Gothic trappings do not serve only as motifs: they permeate the mood, conflicts and resolutions of Hewett's Alice in Wormland. This collection, published in 1987, combines pseudo-autobiographical elements with parody, mythology and morbid images to reach a strangely optimistic resolution.

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Zombie Haikunaut Renga I




zombies in the fields lifting each cauliflower decoy brains
(Scott Thouard)
footprints smell of fungus and new rain
(grant b)
in lust for the drummer this silent heart
(Lorin)
out in the dark behind the disco – waiting
(Genevieve Osborne)
new moon all that exposed flesh shivers my skin
(Graham Nunn)
the high-pitch screeches swallowed by fog
(Barbara A Taylor)
Salome's dragon coughs a wake in progress
(Liam)
prizes at Bar Etiquette for the best dressed dead
(Lorin)
stop! on the tailor's needle bits of blood
(Vasile Moldovan)
his mouth drawn shut a head-shrinker's trophy
(grant b)
dreaming of pearls the old actress leaves her teeth out
(Graham Nunn)
signing autographs sideshow seats glow orange
(David Prater)
Armageddon rules against the whistle blower a stiff wind
(Betty Ann Galloway)
midnight, the train departs for death camps
(Barbara A Taylor)
all by itself a hand creeps through the moonlight
(Ashley Capes)
whose coat of arms on this signet ring?
(Lorin)
nicotine sky dulling the smell of bodies
(Graham Nunn)
suffocated by datura's tubular bells
(Barbara A Taylor)

This is Part 1 of Cordite's Zombie Haikunaut Renga project. Comments on this post are now closed. Visit Part 2 to join in the fun!

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The Death of Poetry in Australian Classrooms

In 1982 Neil Postman first noted that the concept of childhood was disappearing in his book, The Disappearance of Childhood. It's highly unlikely that we'll be saying anything new if we claim that poetry is disappearing from the classroom. And though it is, and has been doing so for decades, poetry itself survives. It's just going to other places. To the small press, to cafes, to cyberspace, even to public transport. Perhaps, if we want poetry to be heard and read in other places too, our society needs to bring it back to schools.

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From Mrs Saville, England

From Mrs Saville, England
May 1, 18-

 
 

You write to me brother of Archangel,
of Petersburg, of northern climes and lights,
of your quaint coracle like a wicker bird
trapped in its blue green cage.
But I have my own fields of ice and snow,
frozen wastes and compressions; a world
that cracks and falls away, reforming again
in awesome scale whene'er I close my eyes.
You speak of a fiend, with wondrous voice.
In your words you seek to press its stature,
this lone figure with jaundiced imperfections
and huge murderous hands.
Yet here my very quill screams out of devils,
ones you knowingly left me here to face:
the spawn of every fair-intentioned man –
dead flesh quivering with naked malice,
fish-eyed stares and stranger, colder hands!
You asked me once if I did understand –
imagining I guess a sister happily bound,
at home with the gentleman and his monster –
but I should ask you such a loaded question,
and picture the fog that freezes in your throat.
Can your icy mind imagine all the horrors?
That ‘universe of things' that met my eyes,
as a new world of souls was cursed forever
to wander as the wan and undead peoples
of a wretched and unholy land?
My husband lately visited Australia.
Such noble and hardworking folk he met –
men who in the steady breast of England
produce sheepswool, cattle, Norfolk flax
and a harvest of black hands.
It seems there a lifeless creature's set in motion,
whose breath you'll soon be feeling at your nape.
My husband and his peers are its dumb masters,
and a Christian heart will not be your escape.

 

Margaret

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Zombies

There is a species of zombie
that sits on its haunches all day
peeling tubers with its teeth.
It spends time over questions
such as where its next square meal
might come from, swatting
any stray insect that comes along.
It has no ambition, for which it is ridiculed
by other zombies who have plenty.
It wants nothing to do with foraging,
or saving for a rainy day.
It wants only to be left alone to think:
where is my next square meal coming from?
It has strong jaws and malleable lips.
It's opposing thumbs are good for gripping
primitive tools most firmly,
useful also for cracking husks of seeds,
disturbing nests of honey ants
rending victims limb from limb.
It thinks the wayward clouds most beautiful.
It used to know the words for love.

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Tom Jones would make a good zombie

It's good to touch
the green, green grease of bone

There is no singing
after death sets in

Die, die, die Delilah
I could see the brains were good for me

Tight pants and a holiday tan
are abandoned with superficial vanities

Zombie cat, zombie cat, I love you!
You and your zombie cat eyes…

Throw brains
not knickers

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Zombie bitch

the creak and snap of tendons

brushing scratch, scritch of bone on bone

a wet slosh of brains

shit, it's hard to creep up on someone

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A Bad Blooding

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A Bad Blooding (4:50)

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Dead Things Come to Those Who Wait

‘Be Prepared'. They used to laugh at me, said this ‘zombie obsession' was stupid. Like waiting for little green men to come in flying saucers. Couldn't happen. Waste of time and money. Made me look like a bit of a twit. Yeah, well, how does it go:

Firearms licence, $75.

Ruger M77 Mk11 .243 rifle, $995.

Second hand cane knife, $22.

Staying alive long enough to say ‘I told you so' – priceless.

It's a good thing dad sent me to Scouts.

Used to go to the rifle range every Sunday. Religiously. They have their rising dead to grapple with, I have mine. Club got a bit pissed when I had my own targets made up. Apparently it's illegal to shoot at human-shaped things. I tried to point out they didn't have all their limbs – some were missing legs and arms, for realism – but apparently that just made them ‘disabled' and me discriminatory. Gotta love this political correctness. Zombies are people too. Like hell. Not if I get a clear shot.

People like me watch the papers. Read between the lines. Like Swine Flu. Seriously? They're not fooling anyone. But I'm ashamed to say I almost missed it – fluffy harbingers of death hopping to our destruction, red eyes gleaming in the twilight, seeking revenge for centuries of torture. Cosmetic companies beware. No-one said anything about killer bunnies. Even I'd have said that was stupid. Should know never to underestimate the government's ability to bollocks things up.

Was the protests that tipped me off. Do-gooder hippies. Simon and Garfunkel playing in the background. Fancy having a hit song about dying rabbits. They said the government had poisoned them, made them sick to keep them out of the way, when really ‘Whose a cute little bunny wunny then?' Crunch. Zombie hippies. There's irony for you. They don't make tofu brains.

So I went along to the next protest. Armed of course. University welcomes all ideas. Except the ones that don't pay. Or that go against current trends. Or that might get the Minister offside. Or that attract the wrong kind of attention. ‘Zombie Protester Attacks Vice Chancellor.' He chucked a pen at it. Funniest thing I ever saw. Laughed so hard I almost missed my aim. Almost. The pen might be mightier than the sword, but it doesn't hold up against a well-maintained rifle.

Papers say 157 died. 15 were mine. Almost made it 16 with an odd little chap outside the ATO. Blood all over, real contrast against his light blue shirt. Autumn leaves against a clear morning sky. He kept playing with something in his hand, the light glinting off it making it difficult to aim. Could have sworn it was a teaspoon of all things. Got distracted by a noise to my right, but when I looked back he had disappeared. The whole thing was over in 72 hours. A gust of wind and the leaves had blown away.

They had some kind of hearing yesterday for the ones they rounded up. Zombies on trial? I'm sorry I ate him, your Honour, I wasn't myself. Lenient sentence for a first offence. Extenuating circumstances. Bloody lawyers. I suppose all the undead stick together. Whatever. Let them come. I'll be watching

If anything happens I still have my rifle.

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Zombies Are People Too

‘I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. But I don't know much. Not about the bigger picture. I mean, I read the papers, once I was … better. But they didn't seem to know much either. Not what it was like. Not … during.'

The paddocks were full of rabbits, their little nibbly teeth sinking deep in valuable crops. Breeding, that's the problem; they multiply and eat everything in sight. It's bad enough with the drought and the prices being down but the rabbits were the last straw. We needed to find a solution and, as usual, science thought it'd found one. A test tube solution with federal funding. ‘Zombies Attack Capital: CSIRO Experiment Claims 157'. The bunnies are still fine though, so at least that's something.

‘My name is Jim Sanderson. I work, worked, for the Australian Taxation Office. That's where I was on the evening of the 14th of February. I was trying to finish up the new software installation. Everyone else seemed to have plans but I didn't mind staying back. It was nearly 8pm. I know because I was getting hungry. I'd looked at the time and decided to go get some pizza since I still had a few hours work left. That's when Dave … stopped by. Yes your Honour. David O'Connor. He was a programmer. Like me.'

Valentines Day. But I'm not the kind of guy girls like. Too ordinary. Too quiet. Never know what to say so I don't say anything.   Words bubble up, viscous, but break on the surface, unheard. Can't be good at everything, so I work behind while they take care of other matters. It's all about efficiency in the system. The smallest things make all the difference in this line of work. But when you have an off day it's the details that go first. Small slips that reverberate, replicate throughout the whole system. Rabbits breeding in your paddock.

‘No. I had no idea I'd been infected. Well, I sneezed when I made the tea. He liked tea. Had little packets of it in his desk but I just used the stuff they had in the kitchen. I couldn't tell the difference. But I made it too hot. Dave didn't take milk, you see. He winced when he sipped it, had to put the mug down in a hurry. A little bit of it splashed on the bench. No, your Honour. I suppose it isn't really relevant.'

Little packets with funny names: Darjeeling, Russian Caravan, Lapsang Suchong, Gunpowder Green. All lined up in the bottom drawer of his desk. The Department provided Bushels – good to buy Australian, keep the tax dollars from moving offshore. Milk gave it some body, stiff and thick, you'd think the teaspoon could stand up on its own as it spun in the brownish depths. Only people who take milk really have any use for a teaspoon.

‘It all gets a bit fuzzy after the tea. I know I was really hungry. Dave said he'd eaten already. I felt cold and sweaty, like I was going to faint. I think he tried to steady me, but I just needed to eat, it's all I remember thinking. So I used the teaspoon. First the handle bit, to get in. Then the spoon bit. And the hunger went away … for a while.'

Never liked liver. Or kidneys. Or all the other non-steak bits. They're more expensive and they taste stronger, wilder, like those animals that have spent their lives running around rather than standing about waiting to be eaten. The faster living has gotten into their muscles, filling them with experience. Funny, it's the taste of experience that draws me in now.

‘I don't know what else to say, your Honour. What more can I tell you? That I feel bad about it? That I didn't really know what I was doing? I was a zombie. I ate his brains. With a teaspoon. I do feel a bit sorry that it was Dave though. He sometimes played chess with me at lunch. Always beat me. Maybe I'll be as good as him now. No, your Honour, I'm not trying to be funny.   It's just not like in the movies though, with all the moaning and shuffling. I've had time to think about it, and it's not so bad – being like this. I don't feel bad because I don't feel anything really anymore. Except the hunger. And the injections take that away. Mostly. They even said I might be able to go back to work eventually. After, you know, the inquiry has ended.'

Designer drug. Designer apathy. Make the rabbits not want to celebrate Valentines Day either. Of course, not everyone likes to be poked. Not even with government funding. Little fluffy Moses came down from the mountain with our salvation. A bite only hurts for a moment. The serenity lasts a lifetime. The bubbled words can finally find their voice when there's nothing left to fear. It's so much better this way. So naturally they have to decide what to do with us.

‘During the few days before they rounded us up and started on the injections we all did things that are against the law. Maybe you might think of them as immoral. The lawyers are saying we were ‘temporarily insane'. I'm not a lawyer so I don't know about that.   But I don't feel insane. All I know is that I didn't see it that way. You know, that I was ‘murdering him'. That it was ‘cannibalism'. You don't feel that way either, about cows and sheep and such. Because you're human and they're not. It's the same thing. He was human, and I'm not. Anymore.'

I've worn glasses for as long as I can remember. When I look in the mirror now I don't look right. I'm still squinting to carry the weight on my nose even though it isn't there any more. Muscle memory. Still, no point wearing them if I don't need them. Last week I knocked over a chair. Not shuffling. Just not paying attention. I picked it up too hard and it fell over again, breaking off a leg. I used to get puffed walking up the stairs – hated it when the lift broke. After the chair I walked up and down the stairs for three hours just to see what would happen. Nothing did. I've lost 15 kilograms. Don't eat, just the enzymes from the injections. Maybe they could sell it in small doses as a diet pill. Recoup some of their losses.

‘I haven't eaten anyone for three weeks. I'd really like to be allowed to go back to work now your Honour.'

Besides, if anything happens I still have my teaspoon.

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Zomku

zombies in the fields

lifting each cauliflower

decoy brains

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Are zombies carbon neutral?

Zombies do not drive cars or trucks
are not big consumers of fossil fuel
So make no significant contribution
to atmospheric pollution

Zombies are not bothered by climate fluctuations
do not seek fully-furnished apartments
nor desire the latest appliance
The undead do not seek aesthetic comforts

Zombies will not fell trees
to manufacture products of timber
or copious amounts of paper
The undead don't crave Danish furniture

Zombies ingest raw brains
not fruit or vegetables
No cooking, no fires
no farming, no food miles

Zombies do not need yoga
or overseas holidays
They are not frequent flyers
nor guilty of cultural forays

Zombies do not mine minerals
such as gold, copper or uranium
They are not ready for the grave
or most things subterranean

Zombies do not endanger
species other than homo sapiens
Positive impact enhanced
by disinterest in procreation

Zombies are not vain
or obsessed with youth
No purchase of makeup or magazines
No showers or water use

The undead do not go clubbing
do drugs, or drink to excess
These distract from the flesh
of a zombie's single focus

Zombies will not argue
over politics or religion
Nor bombard landscapes
with weaponry and opinion

No concept of wealth
No envy over size of TV
Zombies are not concerned
with the global economy

Zombies walk more gently
than fast-paced humans
It's just their need for brains
that instils a bad reputation

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Rollercoaster

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Rollercoaster (3:31)

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