32: ZOMBIE 2.0



From Mrs Saville, England

Can your icy mind imagine all the horrors?

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Zombies

There is a species of zombie that sits on its haunches all day peeling tubers with its teeth. It spends time over questions such as where its next square meal might come from, swatting any stray insect that comes along. …

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Tom Jones would make a good zombie

There is no singing

after death sets in

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Zombie bitch

a wet slosh of brains

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A Bad Blooding

[audio:http://cordite.org.au/audio/dunford_blooding.mp3] A Bad Blooding (4:50)

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Dead Things Come to Those Who Wait

Firearms licence, $75.

Ruger M77 Mk11 .243 rifle, $995.

Second hand cane knife, $22.

Staying alive long enough to say ‘I told you so' – priceless.

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Zombies Are People Too

‘I haven't eaten anyone for three weeks. I'd really like to be allowed to go back to work now your Honour.'

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Zomku

decoy brains

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Are zombies carbon neutral?

The undead don't crave Danish furniture

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Rollercoaster

[audio:http://cordite.org.au/audio/laidler_rollercoaster.mp3] Rollercoaster (3:31)

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A Z Xmas

‘The life of the party' both was and wasn't appropriate.

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Hell Opens

on the fetid pant of dusk

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