32: ZOMBIE 2.0
From Mrs Saville, England
Can your icy mind imagine all the horrors?
Zombies
There is a species of zombie that sits on its haunches all day peeling tubers with its teeth. It spends time over questions such as where its next square meal might come from, swatting any stray insect that comes along. …
Tom Jones would make a good zombie
There is no singing
after death sets in
Posted in 32: ZOMBIE 2.0 3 CommentsDead Things Come To Those Who Wait
Firearms licence, $75.
Ruger M77 Mk11 .243 rifle, $995.
Second hand cane knife, $22.
Staying alive long enough to say ‘I told you so' – priceless.
Posted in 32: ZOMBIE 2.0 Leave a commentZombies Are People Too
‘I haven't eaten anyone for three weeks. I'd really like to be allowed to go back to work now your Honour.'
Posted in 32: ZOMBIE 2.0 1 CommentAre zombies carbon neutral?
The undead don't crave Danish furniture
Posted in 32: ZOMBIE 2.0 Leave a commentA Z Xmas
‘The life of the party' both was and wasn't appropriate.
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