There are

455 active volcanoes in the World

       and blood completes

a circuit of the body

              every 23 seconds,

       but you weigh

40 times as much as your brain

       and it’s impossible

to describe a spiral-staircase [without using

       a finger]

              so watch with one eye

and listen with the other, i’m about to attempt

       a handstand

              using one finger!
       In 1665

              Robert Hooke

drew a picture of a [*] snowflake, hung it Up

       on a wall

and marvelled on the workings [and

       the Glory]

of God:—

              “There are 36 letters

in the Russian alphabet

              and rhubarb

originated in Tibet, but Miles Davis was

                     a diabetic

                            and an oral culture

              has no

                     Text!”

                     /
              [Now]

                     I may

or “may-Not” know what i’m

       saying [cos

4/5ths of everything living on this planet

       is under the sea, and baritones resonate

better in the bathroom]

                     but if you

stick an elephant in a refrigerator, it’ll explode

       an’ there’ll be nothing but

smoke

       pickle

              and spinach

so don’t try and understand all this

       in English:

              “Sleep

       is an alert process

designed to prevent the brain from going into

              a coma”

              /
       Picture this:—

You’re in the middle of an argument

       so you get-Up

to get yourself a Brandy

       but the Thermometer BURSTS (like

a pimple!) (cos it’s thirsty!)

       you turn round to “laugh”

but it’s … disappointing

       you Wake-Up

and wonder Why

              you’re swimming

              /

       never trust anyone

who sez:“I’m from the Government and

       i’ve come to help” [the vertical-groove

in the middle-portion of the upper-lip

       is called a philtrum

and Pandemonium, is the Capital

       of Hell]
Consider this

                     [if you like]:—

Karl Marx was a journalist

       Asparagus was mentioned by the Egyptians

Shakespeare signed his name 4 different ways

       and a face-lift takes

                            41/2 hours

              /
       [Now]

              i don’t know

what kind of problem Shakespeare [or

       anyone else] had

but it takes 20 seconds for a solution of

       oil + vinegar [in a glass

of water] to separate

       and IBM’s motto is THINK [so

THINK!] make it Up!

       according to

the Copenhagen Interpretation:

       “Something’s there

if something’s there to say it’s there [even if

       it isn’t]!”

              /
       what i’m

trying to get at is this: This is This

       That is That

and This’n’That is . That

       not ——————> That!

so don’t suffer the “cause”

       according to the manual

it’ll take you another 12 hours to clean a 1,000

   bricks [by

       hand] and 3 days

to learn how to use

                     an artificial-leg

              /

              so you

may want to keep this in mind

       a “raindrop”

              travelling at 25mph is about

a 5th of an inch wide

and the last thing

              a Pilot does

       before the plane goes down

              is

           “whistle”
              !

       but if you

insist [and persist]

on being a BAD EGG

       and on

getting yourself “exiled” [to an Arab country

       … like

              Ireland]

just remember:————

              Paper

       is always strongest at the perforations

                            and

                     any Fool

can start a sentence.








              ——————

              If you’re

                     listening to this

the only thing you’ll need to know is

              some people

                     “do”

              play the piano better

       with their

                     elbows

              ——————