Werld, win wun welthines!

Fiiting loenliy gloumiy wunlines

(kapetul waijez, kapetul fun)

fur just sum rispiit,

bring mee meniy luvz!
Iiy, u soluteriy soejernur,

am nuthing withaot morulz:

but fur werldwiid riseshen,

iiy am withaot belt.

Aul thingz aar inklemint.
Did youw evur, lisenur,

lisen tou driiving rain,

liik trafik on aer,

liik sum beeting haat,

filing dhat emptiy godlesnes?
Ii liik dhe lisenuz,

dhoez hou heed aul,

and houd heer aul

if but dhai kood:

dhai shul inherit kanbru.
And dhu wind bloez,

u fiin, plezint gail,

and weey ur hoem

(waer aul iz waum,

iz rilakst and kumftubul).
AAMEN.