What was your status as of Monday?
Low on cling film. Fine for surface spray.
Name one highlight of your current job.
Midway on my journey to the Tube
the sticky men come tumbling down the glass
of the High Commission, a few yards
north of the Dominion. Hurled, they thwack
the tint, as though each wodge of gunk
were phlegm hoiked up from
underground, so thick it sprouted limbs.
The sticky men?
The toys I mean.
Those moulded figurines of polymer
and mucilage slash tackifier
that wobble down to earth like a mirage.
The de facto mascots of our plastic age.
And you learned what from your sticky man phase?
Perhaps the smear of north Atlantic ooze,
the veiny blob of albumen
that Huxley once mistakenly proclaimed
the missing link
appeared to him like this:
expectorated sputum, anthropoid,
squished against the window of a slide.
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