We’ve heard they make music
by tying tin pots to donkeys, yanking on the ropes
then beating them with wooden goads. We’ve heard
their highest cultural achievement
is a poetry that never veers from the subject
of spitting in public places, that they torturehermetic dreamers
and anyone who perceives The Great Ferry Boat
among the stellar immensities. Can it really be true
they believe alliances
are jealousies, that they call the on-going hum of things
a disease of the ear and recommend breath-holdingas a cure? It’s said they sing
hymns to a coterie of aged parrots and at weddings
give gifts of broken trays, dented pots, torn quilts
and clothes of the dead.
We’ve heard they have embassies underground,
that they’re gathering information on clansfrom the north, spreading
rumours we choose our leaders from those who can
best predict the future from the scratching behaviour
of flea-ridden dogs—
we can only think this is a result of their indulgence
in rancid goat butter and their belief that the mindand the world are just shadowy
inventions and that wasps are lords of the sky.
I’ve sent a delegation carrying gifts of ivory, perfume,
jewellery, pottery, leather
and copperware to show that our artisans are the most
delicately skilled. Our musicians will astoundthem with their rhythms and flutes,
and I have written a poem about mathematics
and its relationship to floods and plagues
which I hope can be translated
and recited, though we’ve heard their language
lacks complexity and rigour making it impossibleto pursue perfection in thought.
Perhaps our sweetmeats can tempt them into trade,
though we’ve heard they produce nothing of value
except a liquor made from
cinnamon and snake venom. We’ll offer them
our koumis, at a price of course, though we’veheard their currency is pond water
because it slips and scatters like money that’s made
in a dream. I just hope they don’t serve my hapless
diplomats their notorious
cuisine—fried horse eyes and braised yak tongues
in a thick brown paste of their own fermented viscera.
- 115: SPACE
with A Sometimes
114: NO THEME 13
with J Toledo & C Tse
113: INVISIBLE WALLS
with A Walker & D Disney
112: TREAT
with T Dearborn
111: BABY
with S Deo & L Ferney
110: POP!
with Z Frost & B Jessen
109: NO THEME 12
with C Maling & N Rhook
108: DEDICATION
with L Patterson & L Garcia-Dolnik
107: LIMINAL
with B Li
106: OPEN
with C Lowe & J Langdon
105: NO THEME 11
with E Grills & E Stewart
104: KIN
with E Shiosaki
103: AMBLE
with E Gomez and S Gory
102: GAME
with R Green and J Maxwell
101: NO THEME 10
with J Kinsella and J Leanne
100: BROWNFACE
with W S Dunn
99: SINGAPORE
with J Ip and A Pang
97 & 98: PROPAGANDA
with M Breeze and S Groth
96: NO THEME IX
with M Gill and J Thayil
95: EARTH
with M Takolander
94: BAYT
with Z Hashem Beck
93: PEACH
with L Van, G Mouratidis, L Toong
92: NO THEME VIII
with C Gaskin
91: MONSTER
with N Curnow
90: AFRICAN DIASPORA
with S Umar
89: DOMESTIC
with N Harkin
88: TRANSQUEER
with S Barnes and Q Eades
87: DIFFICULT
with O Schwartz & H Isemonger
86: NO THEME VII
with L Gorton
85: PHILIPPINES
with Mookie L and S Lua
84: SUBURBIA
with L Brown and N O'Reilly
83: MATHEMATICS
with F Hile
82: LAND
with J Stuart and J Gibian
81: NEW CARIBBEAN
with V Lucien
80: NO THEME VI
with J Beveridge
57.1: EKPHRASTIC
with C Atherton and P Hetherington
57: CONFESSION
with K Glastonbury
56: EXPLODE
with D Disney
55.1: DALIT / INDIGENOUS
with M Chakraborty and K MacCarter
55: FUTURE MACHINES
with Bella Li
54: NO THEME V
with F Wright and O Sakr
53.0: THE END
with P Brown
52.0: TOIL
with C Jenkins
51.1: UMAMI
with L Davies and Lifted Brow
51.0: TRANSTASMAN
with B Cassidy
50.0: NO THEME IV
with J Tranter
49.1: A BRITISH / IRISH
with M Hall and S Seita
49.0: OBSOLETE
with T Ryan
48.1: CANADA
with K MacCarter and S Rhodes
48.0: CONSTRAINT
with C Wakeling
47.0: COLLABORATION
with L Armand and H Lambert
46.1: MELBOURNE
with M Farrell
46.0: NO THEME III
with F Plunkett
45.0: SILENCE
with J Owen
44.0: GONDWANALAND
with D Motion
43.1: PUMPKIN
with K MacCarter
43.0: MASQUE
with A Vickery
42.0: NO THEME II
with G Ryan
41.1: RATBAGGERY
with D Hose
41.0: TRANSPACIFIC
with J Rowe and M Nardone
40.1: INDONESIA
with K MacCarter
40.0: INTERLOCUTOR
with L Hart
39.1: GIBBERBIRD
with S Gory
39.0: JACKPOT!
with S Wagan Watson
38.0: SYDNEY
with A Lorange
37.1: NEBRASKA
with S Whalen
37.0: NO THEME!
with A Wearne
36.0: ELECTRONICA
with J Jones