Maibee dhai point aor wai hoem flangkt biiy erlen u gauntlet uv lantenz and maibee noebul beests hou greet us winsing and groening yet kwiiyetur dhan rain aar onvoiz: good mauning good kreetcur, wel met! Dhats wot ii wont tou sai wen ii see you ugain and iim steeming, breedhing dragen uv flaimz uv daun wingkz uloen on dhiy erliy wotc wuns maur.

Wun mauning peetur tompsen sed welkum tou wintur, u kiind tiim, kleen tiim, tiim tou riflekt and ubiid in krisp teerbreez fresh frum waistlandz daon saoth; dhen dhu skii bigan tou tern and dhen kaaz kaim aot liik joguz aur pijenz, tiim and plais mistureez ur antholujeez, songz and tailz rilaited on pasij-hum, wooshez ulong roedz leeving hoem.