Honey, we have our natures

and there’s a time to speak

a time to be silent also

a weekend and a week
Your sister used to have a thing

for Irishmen you said

but in the end it was a Ugandan

whom she did wed
Now focusing a microscope

you vague out and it shows

a flesh-coloured blur that seems

like it could be a rose
Our system has a problem with Office

which means we have to use

an older version of Word

when it comes up blank, click “choose”