The day after the election John Howard won:

a hot air balloon fiesta in Albuquerque;

novelty balloons shaped like Nikes.

As for giant global ads
I’d rather giant hot air cocks.

In Osaka they have breast-rub coffee shops

catering to the bald market.

I don’t drink coffee.
They don’t like hair in Japan

(re: pubic erasure in pornography).

In Japan, cleaning the men’s bath,

I found a hair wrapped around a tap;
I went crazy in Japan.

I’ve just been to Tonga;

I drank a lot of tea in Tonga

and shaved quite regularly.
Now, some other facts.

Breast-rub coffee shops evolved from panty-free coffee shops.

Forty percent of Tongans are Mormon.

Anything I say I’m going to do I never do.