Last Will & Testament of Trisha Low
I, Trisha Low of the City of New York, State of New York, USA,
declare that this is my Last Will & Testament.
It’s enough to die of spite.
If any beneficiary or beneficiaries of this Will shall contest the Will, or in any manner
attempt to have it or any trust or beneficial interest created by it declared invalid,
such person or persons shall receive no benefits from or interests under this Will and
my Will shall be carried out as if such person or persons had pre-deceased me.
I have entered neither into a contract to make wills nor into a contract not to revoke
wills. Any similarity of the provisions of my Will to the provisions of the will of my
witnesses or any other person, if any, executed on the same or on different dates than my
Will, shall not be construed of as evidence of such a contract.
Unless specifically set forth in writing and acknowledged by the donee thereof, of any
gift I have made or will make during my lifetime shall not be treated as satisfaction, in
whole or in part, of any device or bequest in my Will.
On this August 16th, 2012 in the City of New York, State of New York, I hereby sign this
document and declare it to be my last will.
From The Compleat Purge: Volume I
1 April 2016