Rites for Ca$h
Act like a snobby Bruce. Surf At Tamarama. Stop smoking billies & instead bleach some coral. Trademark your table top, your kitchen and a poem. Kirribilli is waiting. O austerity plebeians be gone!
Virility Vinyasa
The beautiful of bondi are ripe for fertilisation so drive your muscles into the sand. Fan the palm fronds & sow chia seeds. Penetrate the baby oil & toil in the gamey flesh apps.
Hymn for Healing
Let the day fill up with brown noise and the light condense to tofu. Lie on top of a lover & throw your watch out the window. Beware of gravity hang your t-shirt on the door. Vigorously practice kegels. Never join the Peace Corps.