Zombie Monster Pizza Man

By | 1 April 2010

Zombie Monster Pizza Man
stands outside your door,
his zombie monster pizza van
makes a graveyard roar.

Zombie Monster Pizza Man
demands you let him in,
his zombie monster deep-dish pan
is tucked beneath his chin.

Zombie Monster Pizza Man
shouts to you ‘come quick',
then shakes your zombie-Pepsi can
and gives dead lips a lick.

Zombie Monster Pizza Man
stands in front of you,
his zombie flesh all grey and tan
with holes you see right through.

Zombie Monster Pizza Man
wants a pizza you:
he'll slice you into zombie ham,
then chew you, chew you, chew.

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