Zombie Monster Pizza Man

stands outside your door,

his zombie monster pizza van

makes a graveyard roar.
Zombie Monster Pizza Man

demands you let him in,

his zombie monster deep-dish pan

is tucked beneath his chin.
Zombie Monster Pizza Man

shouts to you ‘come quick',

then shakes your zombie-Pepsi can

and gives dead lips a lick.
Zombie Monster Pizza Man

stands in front of you,

his zombie flesh all grey and tan

with holes you see right through.
Zombie Monster Pizza Man

wants a pizza you:

he'll slice you into zombie ham,

then chew you, chew you, chew.
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