Billed as the State of the Union Address

to state the state of Bill’s union or

preferably the state of Bill’s non-union

Bill’s State of the Union Address prayed

closed its eyes & thought of Hillary

while looking Saddam Hussein in the lens.

So everyone, but everyone wanted to know

how far the President would have to go

how far the President had already gone.

Had Monica Lewinskied Bill Clinton or

had Bill Clintoned Monica Lewinski?

Instead of going the whole Lewinski

perhaps Monica just Monicaed Bill—

one & the same as Monicaing Clinton.

Bill mightn’t have got any more out of it

if he’d gone the whole Lewinski but

Monica might have got more out of it

if she’d gone the whole Clinton

Clinton, Clinton, Clinton, Clinton.

Depends on whether or not she thought of

Monicaing as Lewinskiing with lipstick.

Anyway, who cares, who cared? Everyone

& no-one once the Navy was on its way

the Lewinski aircraft carriers carrying

Lewinski bombers carrying Lewinski bombs

smart or maybe not-so-smart bombs

some dud bombs, dumb bombs, dumbos

depending on whether they thought with

their Lewinskis or with their Monicas.