Since all prices are essentially cutthroat,

I steal or beg, which is also stealing.

Paying for a short ride, I cross country.

I forge checks, credit cards and barcodes,

Swap price tags, chat, eye and flirt

With the cashier to distract her. In love,

I also steal, beg and lubricate my

Grossness with measured ejaculations.

Paying for one life, I try to live several.
No Goldman Sachs, I’m just a nickel thief,

And like George Soros, I toss back a dime

After each sweaty killing. Leash led

By providence, I embody his plan.

I’ve been imprisoned, but that’s

Because God wanted me to chill.

Sometimes it’s good to go to jail.

Poking him, I accept his spanking.
Like a monastery, jail’s a place to

Burp up and chew over your maker.

A man isn’t man until he’s cornered,

Thrashed then caged, preferably

On the most slanderous charges,

Just so he can grasp, finally, fate’s

Funkiest form of mercy. It’d be good

To have this wall wisdom, though,

Without being enclosed by walls.
It’s also good for a man to beg,

With his eyes bathetic and paws

Cupped together in supplication for

Something that will only come too late

To be more than a sick skit of desire.

Futility is the meaning of prayer.

After much praying, the fool wakes.

Locked together, like this, we rock,

Singly or in pairs, mostly singly,

Until we’re let out, also singly.