ngl God, when you said you’d answer my prayer,

I was picturing a cruise full of “straight” guys with heavenly jawlines and nine inches of uncut glory

sucking each other off, rising again,

then turning toward me in hunger
that’s what I meant by “please Lord make all the men gay”
but I get it, You work in

metaphysics, not materials science

and you’re the one who invented the Divine Masculine in the first place

then said “oh shit” and considered a second draft 
I really appreciate Your openness to feedback, and Lord,

I love how you‘ve taken my idea and run with it

replacing every man’s essence with one whose masculinity is

kinda wonky, trashcore, so obviously gay

it doesn’t depend in any obvious way on who he fucks 
yass Lord, give me gay men

who flaunt the beauty of their bodies like a beaded garment

who sing and dance and paint and crochet about their feelings

who kiss each other on every part of their being

and don’t even have to fuck men to prove themselves (necessarily)
give me gay men who cleave close with their husbands

and gay men who love their wives, not as the wolf loves the sheep, nor as the shepherd loves the sheep,

but as the sheep loves his fellow sheep

let all men cry for their lovers

let them cuddle their cats and their dogs and their daughters and their sons

without the slightest fear that it will make them gay

for they know in their hearts that they always have been

hallelujah amen