I’ve lived for over forty years

And

Let me tell you that I could say

Anything

Anything at all

And it wouldn’t matter

To anyone

Because no-one is listening

And I could spell the letters of my words

Aywnay and it wuodln’t mtater

Bcuaese no-one is ltsesning

Bcuaese I’m a weritr

Of muinslcie poprrotion

The twon cerir

Wtih my mgphaenoe

Siyang athnynig

To aynnoe

Athnynig at all

A slmal perlbom for the Pserdinets

Yuor Pmrie Mnisirtes

Yuor Rylaos

Yuor Trump’s

Yuor Duterte’s.

Tehy Ceird

Schkeod

Wehn tehy fnuod out

For the vrey frist tmie

Taht we hetad

As mcuh as tehm

Wtih our mgphaenoe

The twon creirs

Who siad tehy did us wnrog

Who siad tehy ndeeed us

Atfer all

To ltisen

Bcuaese whituot us

Tehy atmuoned to nhitong

Nhitong, no-one

No-one at all

And it wuodln’t mtater

Taht tihs was wtetrin

Bcuaese no-one ltsenied

No-one at all.