Moon is flat

World is made of cheese

Would you set fire to a Wellbeing Week Pizza

just to see if it shrieks? (spoiler: it screams)

We put all our victories and defeats

in a basket attached to a hot air balloon
We wanted to note the time

            from flying

            to falling

            from basket

            to gnarled cane pile
Tried to buy a Big Couth Object yesterday

but it was was so big and so couth (hectic)

Designed a career pathway that ends

with me lobbing a cashew the size of a baby

into a basketball hoop (radical self-care?)

Anyway, at the end of the staff meeting

the executive called us “Wellbeing Week arsonists” (sad)

            We called it “keeping warm” (lol)