At thirty-two weeks in utero, babies
start dreaming. Sometimes during the collapse of
an iceberg you can see the dark blue colour
of its underside.Dreaming about WHAT. Iceland holds funeral
for the first glacier lost to climate change.
Visitors must be present to buy tickets.
Billionaires want togo to space because guillotines rely on
gravity to work. DREAMING ABOUT WHAT. Ice
churn, burning goo. Rinse, repeat. Remote control
white phosphorus andsea spray, another child vaporised on screen.
Evie asks me, Would you rather be a twig
or a piece of dust? Can I be a plastic
particle in theArctic snow? If we took the excess carbon
in the atmosphere and made one big diamond
it would be 3 billion cubic metres
or a cube the sizeof Everest. This is an advertisement
disguised as life advice. Would you rather hug
a koala or a quokka? Tilda asks.
Our planet’s poorlyequipped for delight. Your password must contain
an upper case letter, at least one number,
a gang sign, a haiku, a hieroglyph and
the pink blood of aunicorn. The boy’s scared of blue skies because
the drones don’t fly when the skies are grey. Elsewhere
the weather’s a xenomorph in a black dress.
While you’re watching bombsare dropping. Under cloaks of diversity
and justice visuals. That dark wispy mass
floating above Sydney Harbour has fully
baffled the masses.I do not think, therefore I do not am. We
must snatch pleasure from the days to come. Was it
liquid metal, a dementor, pollution,
or just a scud cloud?There are more hydrogen molecules in a
single molecule of water than there are
stars in the solar system. Are we not here
to fuck spiders? Iam dreaming my teeth out again. Government
as high corporation. To let us know your
feedback on genocide or the weird weather,
please consult this form.Blue-sky thinktank. Our AI team will get back
to you. Would you rather a tsunami or
a bushfire? asks Evie. At our next presser
will be blandishmentson unrelated tissues. The same people
responsible for Robodebt will be re-
sponsible for a reactor. In this life
it’s not hard to die.Blue-sky blood clot. Tilda asks, Would you rather
swim in a pool of Nutella or maple
syrup? AI is now the ocean plastic
of the internet.To make life is far more difficult. Would you
rather stumble across a panther in the
Blue Mountains or a thylacine near Cradle
Mountain? People watchpeople reacting to people streaming games.
Smoke from the burning Amazon rainforest
plunges São Paulo into darkness in the
middle of the day.When male and female anglerfish mate, they melt
into one other, share bodies forever.
Overcome with emulsion, I’m going to work
until my bones turnto dust. The tiny variations in a
singer’s melodic conviction that increase
across the arc of a song. Would you rather
plague or famine? Thesesapphics are so unsubtle. This meme wants
everyone to realise that Australia is
two mining companies, seven landlords and a
bunch of asbestosin a trench coat. Blue-sky drinking. Cuts against
the iambic grain of English with its fixed
pattern of falling stresses. Would your rather
eat yttrium orlanthanum? Oil-company simps, business hicks,
debate-club bedwetters. A line is a fuse that’s lit.
Selling off their grandchildren’s breathable air
to buy an under-ground bunker to fuck their cousins in. Housing
bubble or bust. Next, an iceberg the size of
London breaks off the side of the Antarctic
ice shelf. The declineof the northern carbon sink. Just wait until
the stratospheric cloud shelf evaporates.
Maybe they’ll drink their teeth in their sleep.
Can we have some moredragons in our climate predictions? Mortgage
originates from the old French dead pledge. My
children probably won’t be able to.
Would you rather worknon-stop for the rest of your life or sleep out
your days? The line smoulders, the rhyme explodes. And
by a stanza a city is blown to bits.
I’m so tired of folksonly talking about politics. I want
to talk about the trees. Blue-sky flooding.
Did you know that plants have photoreceptors
and can tell if you’rewearing a red or blue shirt? I don’t know, bruh,
that sounds like politics. Israeli settlers
are burning Palestinian olive trees.
‘Australia’ isan Enlightened blank space for colonial
experiments structured around a booming
land market. Nothing’s as precious as a hole
in the ground. Meanwhileinvasive and bushfire-fuelling buffel grass
has overtaken ecosystems wholesale
in the continent’s centre. Would you rather
inherit a houseor the planet? Would you rather drink algae
blooms or a toilet full of lava? My hair
is a mansion for nits, Evie yells. I buy
McHappy Meals andask for the toys to be removed. They
include them anyway. In 2050
there’ll be more plastic than fish in the ocean.
Would you rather bein a zombie a robot apocalypse?
Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks
because they’re literally confusing them
with dumpsters. Sewagein Gaza laced with Polio. Chernobyl
wolves resisting cancer. Don’t forget to like
and subscribe to the dystopian beauty
of an oil rig. Anurdle washed from my eyeball will soon join the
Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which viewed from space
is a nurdle. Say a prayer for the ether
which is obsolete.Leave the birdies to contend with dark matter.
Wobbly space-time explains the expansion of
the universe and galactic rotation.
Your capital eye.Gravity has a history of being
a trickster. I is some other. So there’s no
point fretting that what we’re doing will cut ice.
Don’t feel constrained bythe world limit. Strip a rhino of its porn.
Shit on a plate, charge a fall guy a fortune.
Thousands of lorikeets are unable. All
possibilitiesfor meaning have been suspended or crushed. Now
poetry can only be barbaric, weird,
estranged from atrocity. Would you rather
be hellish or holdout for heaven? I got the Blue Screen of Death.
What if dreams were real and life was fake? The sun’s
plasma clouds interject. I address my kids’
fair demands to thesystem, expecting the system to comply.
A pink-green glow sways like an iron curtain
to the south. Hail the earthworm rain. Every
precipitationprecipitates another. The long extinct
takahe lives. Techno-solutionism.
Their bodies appear perfectly spherical.
With blue-green plumagethey look like a model planet Earth perched on
two spindly, bright red, windmilling legs. The
kids are alright, clambering across coal trains.
If you hacks can’t hackcivil disobedience, I’d recommend
the Euthanasia Coaster. Private jets get
ready to leave for climate change conference
in Dubai, get stuck,frozen on a runway in Munich. Now is
the winter of my kids’ disco tent. Zoo Snooze
is a riot. Lions escape. Instead of
this old world endingcatastrophically, what if one by one we
got sleepier and sleepier until it
gently stopped. Don’t say bedtime, say fuck the cops.
Campus encampmentsour last resort. Would you rather never fly
in a plane or never swim in the ocean
again? The water in your body is just
visiting. I wasa thunderstorm the week before last. I will be
the ocean soon. Verify you are human.
Most of your cells come and go like morning dew.
Black mayonnaise dredgedfrom the depths of canals. We are more weather
pattern than stone monument. Green sunlight on
mist. Summer lightning. Would you rather dream in
Adriatic oramniotic fluid? Fuck around, find out.
Your choices outweigh your substance. The child who
is not embraced by the village will burn it
down to feel its warmth.
Note: ‘Thermal Runaway’ mines various social media feeds, appropriating,
for instance, Elias Greig’s tweet, ‘AI is already the ocean plastic of the
internet’, among others, while quoting phrases from Vladimir Mayakovsky’s
poems ‘To Sergei Esenin’ and ‘A Conversation with the Inspector of Taxes
about Poetry’ (both 1926, and the translations are my own), and a line
from the Midnight Oil song ‘Blue Sky Mine’ (1990). The poem ends with
a proverb purportedly of African origin.
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