there will be videos of two of them together someone will get off on watching or the sound of synthiplastic rubbing or the sheen the hum the hands the feet we will send them round the world student travellers will sit next to them on the plane will drive them to your home you will go on skype with each other while you service them they will get kidnapped stolen waylaid there will be a variety of memes about them having electronic cigarettes afterwards there will be horror films debates about human rights special destruction rituals at obsolescence a cybernetic funeral after you have gently closed their eyes