A suite of postal breaches

This suite of poems draws text exclusively from opened letters addressed to assumed previous tenants of my former residence.



I)      Dear Michael, LARA, PETER R, 
There are Zero. options

For peace of mind

                            if you’re not Keeping your address up to date
there are often no symptoms of

the opening of your letters

                            before sensitive information with your

                                   •     first name and surname
with your                        gender and former
                                   •     address

is compromised

                            so –

                                                     update your details !
it is also helpful for                                                                finding

                                                                                                   invitations

If you’re feeling distressed

            in your new State or Territory
you’re more than two years

overdue to change your address

                            so –

                                                        why don’t you?



II)      Did you know Michael, PETER R?
were they:

at your address        Along with you?
were they:

sexually active                                   on the dark web?
an:

enormous Client                                                                         with a strong body?
we have not included specific details

relating to your former lifestyle 
                                                                                    (however please do)
were they:

dark, direct,                                        an exceptional Participant?
were they:

tasty weekly                                 human meals?
or: a

vigilant, anxious             former member?
we appreciate your sensitive details

and are committed to continue to share them with you



III)

1.      LARA (number: 66209, Client 13 11 14, person 12775373, Customer 47 080 890 259) –
You are engaging, purpose-built and uniquely you

                                                                                       take every action         to suit yourself

                                                 meet your needs and follow your goals

–  deliver yourself Hundreds of them !



2.

            AFP                                         ahm                                           homeaffairs

            Medibank                              HPV                                           Medicare

            Government                         ScamWatch                              IDCARE



3.     today: we believe you

             next up: we don’t

                                                be careful /                 take care

                                                    (Both options are equally safe)



4.     LARA – what is an eligible private place?

your identity                   your partner                  Your code                     Your cervix?
who should safeguard This Territory?

a business                        a team                             Operation Guardian?
where is the Cut off and expiry of your personal Support?

your place                       yourself                           your mind?
Answers take a long time
Yours sincerely,

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