Thank you for your submission

We look forward to reading it
Thank you for your interest

We cannot survive without it
Your work has been received

Your work is in-progress
We will get back to you, if we can

To let you know how busy we have been
How many manuscripts we have seen

Like delirious skies drowning in rivers 
We are grateful for the opportunity

To have waded through the slush pile
And plucked you from obscurity

For a moment we paused to ponder your style
But really, and don’t take this personally

It’s just not for us, it’s not quite right
It’s not that we think your work is shite

It’s just that we know what we like
And we would like to wish you the very best

Yes, the very best, in placing this elsewhere.