Thou art 2 ezy on th i. I do

beseech ye; yes, that that is true is true.

Keep humming the latest toilet cleaner

jingle & follow protocols after

deleting spam. Achtung, ciao,

konnichiwa: I luv yez all.

That fella: she bin gone.

He confabulated facts

about history. One cannot

beowulf a page with thin smears

of poetic emulsion. On the other

side of The Globe, an audience

waited hours to hear the phrase:

At the end of the day it's all good.

To the permanent moral panik

about literacy, I give riposte

and misspell misspell. This program

brought to you by the foundation

for endangered auxiliary verbs.

Domesticate words & consume

with an ironic detachment.

The fragrant molecules floating

in yr milieu. Take one dose

twice daily by blog or fart.

r u @ home with a 2nd langwij?

Can't say nuffink in a 3,000

word SMS essay. There ain't

gonna be no transmogrification

of the quotidian. We apologise

for any inconvenience. Somethings

is happenings. It's the same-same.

There is no test pattern. Please recycle

old questions in new English.

Must we keep asking if culture

iz dumbing downward? Text

or fone now 2 hv yr say.