after Yoko Ono’s ‘Kite Piece 1’



1.     Earring Piece
Sketch the ‘Girl with a Pearl Earring’.

Snip it into pearl-shaped pieces –

as many as the original’s value.

Wear a cut-out on your left earlobe

(tack it on with a blob of glue).



2.     Milk Piece
Dress like a 17th century milkmaid.

Visit the supermarket to buy milk.

Snap a selfie while taking a swig.

Print the pic and splatter it

with milk. Title it ‘The Milkperson’ 1

and hang it in your kitchen.



3.     Painting Piece
Open a studio called The Art of Painting.

Paint enough replicas of ‘The Art of Painting’

to cover the walls, like wallpaper.

Invite students to study the art of painting

by wall-gazing (intently).

Offer a 30-day money-back guarantee.


 
4.     Hat Piece
Print 100 colour copies

of the ‘Girl with the Red Hat’.

Fold into origami fedoras. Wear one

to the races, offer the rest to bystanders.

It is possible you will have 99 left.

Float them as a parade of boats

on the Yarra River.



1 Title updated to reflect the times.