[Slide 1] You will notice all the best workers

in the world purport to be fisherman[citation needed].

[Slide 2] Back when I used to drink I used to die.

[Slide 3] Not to be dramatic but flies come from

nowhere. We know this because [Slide 4] there is

a placeholder for a life-sized life. Meanwhile, you

are to the vectoralist what surrealism is to advertising.

Lunchbroken and broke and [Slide 5] stand still.

Watch what its tail does. [Slide 6] Dad was a

fishermansee: Unemployed, disambiguation and so was

his dadsee: Houseless, disambiguation. [Slide 7] Two images.

Side by side. A hotdog made from the same stuff as

a black hole. A life-size Tech Deck. Brainstorm

on the butcher’s paper. First thought is the best

thought! [Slide 8] Delete this. [Slide 9] Who would’ve

guessed the best worker in the world was a spinoff

series of injuries. [Slide 10] *Superexcellent pizza

party in the middle of wellbeing week*. [Slide 11]

The workers’ honeyful argot regorged and maimed by

those who wear collared shirts to establish credibility.

For example: [Slide 12] Doomed if you do [forward

slash] Doomed if you don’t. Delete [Slide 13] this disbelief.

[Slide 14] Commission misery first, the morning second.

Daily template for success. [Slide 15] Icebreaker activity:

describe addictionyour weekend as a class struggleteam

building exercise without bescumbering the perpetual.

[Slide 16] If I ever die, which I probably won’t[citation needed],

crowdsurf my coffin across the food court at Westfield.

[Slide 17] Clown emoji. [Slide 18] An escalator step

disappears into the floor with you. [Slide 19] So drunk

at late night shopping right now Sent from my iPhone.

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[Slide 21] compression. Every day is [Slide 22] Opposite

Day if you’re alienated enough. [Slide 23] One million

dead meme formats. [Slide 24] What is a professional

development opportunity if not unpaid labour persevering?

For example: [Slide 25] The crocodile is an ancient

creature. One million dollars! [Slide 26] A distant shipyard

horn sounds across the town, which is to say [Slide 27]

Cowboy emoji. [Slide 28] Note how you are nothing

without a caffeine headache. [Slide 29] Using what you

have learned in today’s session, return to your teams

and show them [Slide 30] how to delete         this