Grant Quackenbush

Grant Quackenbush lives in the Bermuda Triangle.

American Dream

I like to pretend I’m a billionaire. It takes the edge off being broke. When I wake up in my shoebox room which I share with a family of rats (I hear them at night playing Scrabble in the walls) …

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This Morning,

after putting on a sweatshirt I left on the floor last night, I felt something feathery tickle the back of my neck so wiped it with my hand and saw, crawling on my hand, a not-very-big black spider. “EeeeeyaAHHH!!!” I …

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