I am eating a mini        cucumber

and watching            plants

perhaps it is           cruel

that these plants can        hear me

    crunchcrunchcrunch

I am eating one of your         brethren

food tastes like          cardboard

but tiny cucumber is a           feeling

     yeehaw… meemhaw… squeehaw

sweet pea, when you next lift your head from your book

    could you please fetch me another

    tiny taste sensation texture explosion cucumber?

baby cucumbers: crunchy and     juicy!

what will they think of                   next?

    bonchy and booshy

they are so              bouncy

each of their           molecules

was made to           carry h2o

do       you      think

they want to          grow up

into                          pickles

little                         cornichons

no           I                believe

they are just nature’s          hot dog

I would let a small cucumber       smack me

you cannot describe          it

you can only             experience