- Directions for Use: First, ensure that your: heart, sweat, brain, and blood are attractively honest and fluent in the dialect of rebranded revelation. Write down some concerns/thoughts along the provided lines and crudely sketch whatever image corresponds to them (these thoughts don’t have to be your own; it is better if they are someone else’s. Rewording and elongating a platitude from a motivational speaker always work well). Choose a symbol that is neither too cliché (so that people find the poem original) nor ambiguous (so that your audience do not overtax themselves with interpretation). If this advice is followed and a poem is successfully produced, ensure to repeatedly revise until it pontificates in the most relatable manner possible. Handwriting the poem is preferred as it provides the illusion of vulnerability no matter how distant the poem may be from your real identity. If typing the poem, then a popular font like Courier New will immediately denote aesthetic integrity.
- Disclaimer: Most line breaks not necessary. Writing and drawing utensils/sources of inspiration sold separately.
- Warnings: Exceeding the recommended limit of one symbol is a health hazard. Only use this space to replicate, covertly or overtly. Never invent; their nothing is something, but your something is nothing. Do not stray from the algorhythm nor top posts. Memento mori.
- Expiration Date: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…