dear mr glass,

do you wish

for there to be people at the pianos, or are you comfortable

with the two pianos being alone together?
dear mr glass,

please write a composition for three hands,

as i have lost my fourth one

in an auto accident
dear mr glass,

the pianos have had an argument

and one of them has gone out of tune.

do you mind terribly if they face away from each other during the performance

so as to avoid further unpleasantness?
dear mr glass,

the four-handed pianist is requesting two cups of coffee (black)

and a piano with six pedals

as well as a cushion for the bench
dear mr glass,

the third movement is also requesting a coffee (black)

but we are concerned

that it has had enough caffeine already
dear mr glass,

the eight-handed pianist is here again. would you like me to direct him

to a more recent composition