i am an oyster catcher running down the beach

i know my colours, as trinny and susannah might say

jet black and the most vibrant orange

the most stylish bird on the beach
entertaining the fools on a walk who are

suddenly

remembering how much joy nature brings them

like, duh

have you not seen how i run?

is that not joyous enough for you?
if you can’t realise that

or my position as This Beach’s Top Fashionista

then i’m afraid i can’t help you

and you’re shit outta luck