Part I: About Me
I am unemployed
I have 200 Pokemon cards

and an anxiety disorder

that I’ll hide until

my probation has ended 
There is a collection

of bees that live

in my car park

and they scare me

every morning
My 2011 tattoo of Steve Jobs

was my greatest mistake
I like chasing

my dogs in the woods



Part II: Work Experience
Table setter

2000 – 2012

Coleen Burrows

aka my Mum
The worst barista

2013 – 2013

The Sea Cliff Cafe
Tantrum craddler

1994 – 2025

Me Industries

aka whenever I’m

self-employed



Part III: Skills
Sometimes when

I chase my dogs

through the woods

I can almost make

my mind go blank
I am no longer thinking

about breakfast or

rent or purchasing spoons
My wet feet splosh in the

mud and my two staffies

run and my pink brain

sloshes around in its fluid
I’d be dazzled by

the greenery

if I was looking at

the greenery
It’s a skill I can only

do while I’m sprinting



Part IV: Hobbies
I can quote all of the Titanic



Part V: References
Max Gregory 
The boss that I slighted

when I refused to work

unpaid overtime

the day he got a divorce
max@theseacliffcafe.com
 Gore Cove Reserve
The ferns and the pine

trees and the ivy

that I run past

and through and into

as I ferociously

try to tune out the panic
+61 457 amongst the woods