Jamison Lee is a giant newt. Although it would not strictly speaking be inaccurate, Jamison asks that you not call him “salamander,” as he has chosen to bypass the formality of subclass, order, and family—these being, in his view, alienating distinctions that propagate the major class stereotypes which continue to plague his phylum and subphylum. Additionally, he opposes the quotidian hegemony of puns involving words like “neutron” and “neuter.”