I do not like green eggs and SPAM,

I will delete them, Sam-I-Am.
     Have a BIT, take a BYTE,

     Try it, buy it, then you might!
     You're sure to lose / you're sure to gain,

     Human blues / cockroach pain,
     Hair on body / hair on head,

     Politician Noddy / Big-Ears' bed,
     A pound of flesh / a pound of muscle,

     A writer's Pound / pearls of hustle,
     Weight off mind / your soul's vacation,

     Rewind time / life's Playstation,
     Your stomach gut / your soft-boned marrow,

     Your red tongue cut / your spirit shallow,
Sam, if you will let me be,

I will consume them, you will see.
     You will love it! Once you bite

     A megabit, a megabyte!
     When you unzip / you will enjoy,

     Fairies, pixels / plastic toy,
     Trouser pants / private leisure,

     Spectacle case / virtual pleasure,
     Wallet or purse / faster flicks,

     Your inhibitions / digital chicks,
     Your parents' pin / your fantasy,

     Your sensory pad / your fun hands-free!
     Your religious code / your rightful education,

     Your shoulder chip / your freedom nation!
I do not WANT green eggs and SPAM,

Leave me!  Leave me!  Uncle Sam!