Green Eggs and SPAM

By | 1 July 2006

I do not like green eggs and SPAM,
I will delete them, Sam-I-Am.

     Have a BIT, take a BYTE,
     Try it, buy it, then you might!

     You're sure to lose / you're sure to gain,
     Human blues / cockroach pain,

     Hair on body / hair on head,
     Politician Noddy / Big-Ears' bed,

     A pound of flesh / a pound of muscle,
     A writer's Pound / pearls of hustle,

     Weight off mind / your soul's vacation,
     Rewind time / life's Playstation,

     Your stomach gut / your soft-boned marrow,
     Your red tongue cut / your spirit shallow,

Sam, if you will let me be,
I will consume them, you will see.

     You will love it! Once you bite
     A megabit, a megabyte!

     When you unzip / you will enjoy,
     Fairies, pixels / plastic toy,

     Trouser pants / private leisure,
     Spectacle case / virtual pleasure,

     Wallet or purse / faster flicks,
     Your inhibitions / digital chicks,

     Your parents' pin / your fantasy,
     Your sensory pad / your fun hands-free!

     Your religious code / your rightful education,
     Your shoulder chip / your freedom nation!

I do not WANT green eggs and SPAM,
Leave me! Leave me! Uncle Sam!

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