i hate john howard's galaxy:
howard reads kc's essay
and then sings along to some rammstein.
do you call this working hard?
we're not a spontaneous celebration
of your amusing prank
or, as the more politically
correct call it, playing ring toss
with australian prime minister
john howard's “big guy.”
howard, as a 1950's cowboy
with his best friend lacey rawlins;
leaves texas and heads south of the border
to find work breaking horses.
for, you see, we know john howard isn't a robot:
stuttering john loves the olsen twins.
hurdy gurdy man howard brings the world together.
john howard's political career has been based on
steering australia towards the occasional prank call:
“is your refrigerator running?”
computer virus writer howard sings a tribute to diana
to the tune of elton john's candle in the wind.
newsmen shouldn't blame howard for the funny ass prank
where this guy with a weird accent tests the limits
of take-out food orders. guy drowns grandpa, prank call.
“have you ever felt guilty after pulling a prank call
only to discover that it was a quote of the week?”
“all the time.”
yeah? well, it really happened.
john, call and tell us all that it was all just a prank.