Fan poem for the artists in the zine program at Arts Project Australia where I work.
What is happening in the room… let’s see
Painstaking concentration, faithful representation secretly abstracted

Little red riding hood etched in stained prismacolour glass

Fastidious detail, noting every single stitch

Laser printing at a glacial pace
Sexy winking NFTs

Mix’n’match looks

Algorithmically selected
Bad lockdown monster defeated by ripped magpie & svelte shark on legs

Breathtaking perspective rendered without reference

Plucked from the complex depths of the artists’ minds eye
Helping with your Bachelor application and your MAFs application

Facilitating fantasy; 2 girlfriends, many phones

Clone stamping hair, cloning whole self

Sending in drones to steal decorating ideas

Intimate bath scene in every. single. zine

Number 3s mean it’s time to go somewhere
You singing along to thong song as my new ringtone

Making fun of actors volumes 1 through 5

The lowest of impact sickest of burns

Electric hues decorating wrestlers

Volcanic paper storm of endless puns
Full paint pen spectrum arranged in a square

Methodical dots, countless colour schemes

Mamma Mia cap, Moulin Rouge just viewed
Lite’n’easy

Shapes snack pack

Golden crunch microwave crinkle cut

Cascading crumbs

Detergent-green cordial
Comic featuring bloopers in which the princess flips off the agent

Soundtrack: Savin’ Me by Nickelback

Jeans with sneakers, black leather pants

Aaahh (angrily) we will not be squashing the piggies!
Relentless torture followed by relentless romance

Particularly between Rose & Jack

OK, strictly between Rose & Jack

“I love torture it’s so cute”

Toxicly hot colour combinations

How can something so wrong feel so right

Addiction to a moment in time (1997)
Momentum through collaboration

Everything glows like gory bubblegum

Remembering the shape of sea foam
Machine club meter maid

Rocky Horror Rocky Balboa

Bisexual gayness

Vivid texta
K-pop sensation in Spiderman suit

Dangling upside down blowing a kiss
Power range, Art Attack

Extreme close ups of online shopping for office supplies

Blossoming fondness between Jin & Jun

A proposal nobody expected: Will you be my mother?

The odd sunset here and there

Breaking up the action

LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME

HARDER HARDER HARDER

OooooOOOooOOOooooOOOoOOooOOooOo

LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME
Merger with Mythbusters

Now we all work at Mythbusters with the Mythbusters crew

The company car is an old rust bucket

In keeping with the signage
Anyway apologies for bootlegging your thoughts

I know you don’t like it when I steal your thoughts

It’s because on the most-part I love your thoughts

And when you do them out loud they become my thoughts too