if i were rich and famous would you marry me?
if i were better looking and three inches taller would you marry me?
if i was on time more often would you marry me?
if i went vegan would you marry me?
if i started balding in my 20s would you marry me?
if i met you now would you marry me?
if i had infinite COVID would you marry me?
if you met someone better would you marry me?
if i pretended to laugh at all your jokes would you marry me?
if the grass was greener on the other side would you marry me?
if i wrote you a letter every day for a year would you marry me?
if i had you at hello would you marry me?
if my farts smelled so bad they made you throw up would you marry me?
if we were both married with children would you marry me?
if you walked away in anger and i did not follow would you marry me?
if i wanted to fuck you even and in fact especially when you forget to shower would you marry me?
if i toked lyk dis wud u marry me xD ?
if i proved that every even integer greater than 2 could be expressed as a sum of two primes would you marry me?
if i was a robot would you marry me?
if i was a fleeting consciousness that arose spontaneously from random thermodynamic fluctuations creating a simulacrum of the human brain would you marry me?
if i got on my knees and begged would you marry me?
if i told you i was sorry and i really really meant it would you marry me?
if i won your parents over would you marry me?
if we moved to europe together would you marry me?
if i detransitioned would you marry me?
if i was born perfect or at the very least normal would you marry me?
if god was one of us would you marry me?
if i drove all night just to see you in the morning would you marry me?
if i stop that car drop that phone sleep on the floor would you marry me?
if i got your face tattooed on my face would you marry me?
if i asked you to get my face tattooed on your face so when we kissed it looked like two smaller versions of us were also kissing would you marry me?
if i didnt want children would you marry me?
if i couldnt handle spicy food would you marry me?
if i had a crippling porn addiction that had a deleterious impact on our sex life would you marry me?
if it rained every time we went away for the weekend would you marry me?
if the earth was ending tomorrow would you marry me?
if global warming was reversed would you marry me?
if housing was affordable would you marry me?
if our love was illegal would you marry me?
if land was back and patriarchy was smashed and Palestine was free and struggle was over and it was worth it would you marry me?
if i was the frog and you were the scorpion would you marry me?
if i was the scorpion would you marry me?
if i was not the scorpion but the turtle who sits in benevolent judgement would you marry me?
if i were neither scorpion nor frog nor turtle but some undefined fourth thing would you marry me?
if i died and went to heaven would you marry me?
if i waited for you would you marry me?
if we make it through the year would you marry me?
if we were both happy would you marry me?