how do you say

how you doin??

without evoking Joey from Friends?

♥

I’m only here because I want

to find a girl to ask

wanna Netflix and chill?

♥

I filter out

the over 40

silver-haired

broken embrace

that was

you

♥

swiping through

so many:

nose rings

(the new lesbian signifier?)

pics of you and your Burmese kitten

(how original)

tit pics

long-haired lesbians

(maybe The L Word was realistic after all)

♥

Lucy liked you!

hit the ♥ to start a conversation
how do you say

to the 20 year old

I prefer older women

♥

I’m looking

for a straight-up lesbian

to raise my puppies with

r u down 2 clown m8?

♥

I’m not surprised to find

none of these girls are you

♥

you’re like a movie usher dude

but more stylish 😉
how do you take a compliment

when the last compliment was

you are good and tender and kind

and I don’t want you

♥

how do you say

I mate for life

in text speak?

♥

is it wrong to click ♥

because I think your Burmese is cute

♥

a sparky sparks up a conversation

didn’t you say

you wanted

to date someone good with their hands?

I was good with my hands once

♥

I’m one of those people

who’s like

arts degrees

what’s the point?
laugh out loud

and back away quietly

you have someone else to be

♥

how do you say

I had two hearts once

how do you say

I only came here to forget

her

♥

what happens when the girl says

I’m looking for that special someone

and some unburied feeling

ruptures you
I am not looking for that special someone

I am not looking for that

I am not looking.