After last week's barnestorming set of responses from Paul Mitchell, who managed to reference Khe Sanh, Metallica and Christina Aguilera all at once, it's time for a change of pace, with this week's responses coming from Ian “Ambulance” McBryde. Look and learn, fashionistas!

1. What's the colour of money?

Heather Mills.

2. Where?

Ask her lawyers.

3. What's the point of line breaks?

So the words don't fall off the right-hand side of the page.

4. Do you know the way to San Jose?

Yes, it's on one of those roads that lead to Rome.

5. What do you think the most random number is?

One is the randomest number that you'll ever know.

6. If you could be a dead musician who would you be?

Pete Doherty, as long as that meant he would finally be dead.

7. What's the stupidest question you've ever been asked?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

8. You have been commissioned by the Prime Minister to write a preamble for the Australian constitution. How do you begin? (Just one sentence please)

My fellow-Australians (except for you Ken Done, you non-artistic miscreant)…

9. Would you like to buy an invisible ice cream?

Only if I didn't have to be there in person.

10. Discuss

Can't. No time. The bingo's on.

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