Well, in the spirit of rolling thunder and taking the pressure down, here's the second installment in what's sure to become a legendary series, Cordite's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. This time, the head on the chopping block belongs to Paul Mitchell! And our first question is …

1. What's metal?

Heavy, Metallica, you know, One, Sandman, etc.

2. Why?

Because it's heavy man. It always has been. Ever since Easy Rider.

3. Did you?

Most certainly did not.

4. What is love, anyway?

The force the way and the life

5. If you could choose one contemporary musician to interpret your poetry, who would it be?

Christine Aguilera

6. If you could be one contemporary style of music what would you be?

Trance pop rock

7. What's the stupidest question you've ever been asked?

Are you listening?

8. You have been commissioned by the Prime Minister to write a preamble for the Australian constitution. How do you begin? (Just one sentence please)

I would hereby like to announce that writing the preamble to the constitution quickly is a foolish thing to do

9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Tiger X Panther

10. Discuss.

I left my heart to the sappers and the soppers round Kay San, my English as another language teacher.

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